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Life On Mars

A futuristic civilisation on Mars faces destruction.

Jul. 25, 2019, 11:30 AM

By Will Street

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PART 1

 

 

How to approach the withering heights that befell my kingdom those thousands of years ago? Written far beyond the clouds of Olympus, tokened of the merry whispers they let unfurl, it as yet found itself far unheld from the grasp of their solemn, collective might. The time I found myself in was a winter’s shine across the rock face in front of me. The north wind dazzled against the beams of dust colliding across the moors. The red lands stretched out towards our rising, jagged monoliths that seemed liked escarpments in the brazened background. Pillars of circular mirages climbing effortlessly and wretchedly dawned something new in front of me, like a newfound cloud on the horizon in front of the battleground blocking my way forward. It was time to press on with the journey and make it back to Station B before nightfall and the winds swept across the land.

 

The door was heavy, and its electronic bolts snatched open the way in front of me to glide onwards. Time was on my side, I thought to myself, and it was time to waken up right here in the precipice.

 

Evango was sat across the desk of the meeting room, smoking quietly a droplet of bliss as the champagne flutes blew clouds up into the atmosphere in front of us. “Where have you been, Chuck?” He gestured briefly before turning and staring at the hologram screen behind him. “The winds are setting in for the whole night. It’s time to buckle up the hatches.”

 

“Those storm clouds are like Orion’s heaven cues in days past by so long in these realms.” Replied Chuck whimsically. “It’s like turning a dust bowl into an ocean of fresh air,” he said again. He turned and stared at Evango in front of him. “Hey Evango,” he murmured further, “pass me the lightning bolt and let me unwind for a moment. There’s a million more people across this planet and it’s the time I want to feel like the most blessed one.”

 

Evango threw it aside the table like a drunken jester. “And let me play second fiddle to a young scally wag like you,” he joked rising to his feet. “There’s two ways two men can drink one and amongst themselves,” he continued. “And it entails smoking the rest of the bliss till everyone’s right up in the precipice.”

 

“Alright.. fair doos,” replied Chuck calmly, relaxing himself in his chair. “Now be a gent, would you please young sir, and turn on Stardom on the hologram TV. At 9 they’re showing the centrezone repeat from last summer.”

 

The hologram TV glared in front of them for several minutes as Chuck and Evango slowly unwound and rested their feet up upon the office table. It was a merry whisper of the completion of their day’s labours, goading them onwards like an artic leopard into Tomorrowland. Chuck, the older of the two by two years, found his serene disposition the more pleasant of his compadre’s and at last perked up and peered across the room in front of them. “You ever thought about what they’d do if Jess Banks gave up the No. 1 radio station?” He pronounced feebly at last.

 

Evango glanced steadily to his left and blew aside Chuck’s interruption with careless wonder. “No. Why do you ask?”

 

“It always makes me think about what they’d do if they took it to more planets and got more professional.”

 

“They’re a bunch of lowlifes,” denounced Evango proudly. “Always have been. I’d bet the last nickel I’d ever have that they’re never gonna go anywhere.”

 

“Alright… yeah… you’re right.” Murmured Chuck.

 

“Pass me the bucket of Lightning Bolts will you,” continued Evango. “I’m in the mood for a heavy one!”

 

And so they drank. They drank and drank like the northbrook pits’ finest cave dwellers. As is often the custom with the transgression upwards into the realms of euphoria, the louche woodchoppers soon grew steadily into the kingdoms of heaven. Arching like the bowmen, trillering ayonder like the bustling browed serpents, their sights turned to new palaces.

 

“Yes pass me the crystals, if you please,” announced Chuck as he took a rich and ripe puff of the bliss. “It’s time to trilock this cataclysm far higher!”

 

“Ahh besmight me!!!! Ahh Peregrine took!!!” Exclaimed Evango two minutes later, engripped by this savage frenzy.

 

“What to do now, eh, young squire?!” Proclaimed Chuck, lifting his head from the white powder on the table.

 

“Well that would be pretty young swell look at the bar two floors above us,” bludgeoned Evango, lurching forward. “Let me just arise from my chariot of fire and dust off the newly awaited inbreds!”

 

“Why! Don’t you always take a swell lunge at anything this god foresaken establishment has to offer! Now pass me the last of the lightning bolt cans. I need to enter this courtyard like the forager I am!”

 

And precisely like the storm troopers who had once trudged across our lands millions of years ago, the two whimsical married couple made they way casually to the white-painted stairway before embarking two floors higher to the Orion bar. Emerging from the flight of stairs, they stared at the transparent automatic doors in front of them.

 

The place they found themselves in was no less than a gateway to the Pacific worlds of Earth-like planets they found themselves so many billions of miles away from. Smoking smoothly like opium dens and colliding serenity into the fish bowls of lust, the environment they found themselves in was a World Trade Centre of futurism.

 

But that is not precisely what this is about. Yes, yes, years of wonder had housed the vines ayonder circling like seagulls above the shores of Dover, found as yet murmuring in each vine cuplet that launched their psyche millions and millions of miles away into the stratosphere. And precisely it does as much that. But not before Evango and Chuck could emerge in the premises and appear before a group of four solemn drinkers, who they called their friends.

 

“Evango! Evango! Why yes Evango!” Yelled Crystella soothing her left palm against her thigh. “How wonderful for you two to come and join us!”

 

Chuck stared glibly at the personas glaring back at him. It was Funat, Rem and Imogen, along with Crystella already perching across the loungers like the slut she was. A sea breeze of spunk already cascading it’s way towards him, it seemed. But how was he going to avoid it’s fight in its own littered citadel. “A spot of moon gliding, I see you engaged in,” he pronounced gently.

 

“Oh don’t be silly!” Cried Imogen blissfully. “We’ve been drinking these cuplets for the past hour. Crystella and I are feeling as loose as Earth’s feather-plumed pilots!”

 

“Well don’t you just fly off quite yet,” interrupted Evango, making space for himself on the loungers. “A spot of bother has come to occasion me,” he hustled proudly. “And it involves not seeing you naked on the dancefloor before midnight tonight!”

 

“Don’t be silly!” Rebutted Imogen in giggles. “I’m blossoming into waves like blue birds dazzling far higher than your sad, lonely grasp!” She took a puff of the bliss on the table. “And I can assure you, no one is gonna take my insolence away from me!”

 

Chuck rested to himself on the squadron of benches and picked up a glass of Excelsus. “Many people across this planet can pick up a glass of Excelsus, but can they tell you the way the cosmos will point when they wake up in the morning?” He asked the crowd like a whisper in the air.

 

“Die hard like the open expanse right out that window,” continued Imogen adamantly in anger. “It’s where you’re gonna fucking end up if you come up with any more of that crap!”

 

Chuck lent back on the bench and took a solemn, long puff of the bliss. “Yeah. Because that’s done so much help to all those who have been caught in the storms without their masks on.” He uttered back towards her face.

 

“How's about I say no one knows what being in a storm out on the red deserts is like on their own,” interrupted Funat viciously from the corner. “It doesn’t matter to anyone in any case. Anyway,” he continued, peering at Chuck. “How is that race track actually going on out on the dusty sands, Chuck?”

 

“It’s coming along like a bridge over a river,” he murmured in reply. “Honestly it is.”

 

“When is the race again?” Butted in Rem from the corner.

 

“Not for another nine months,” uttered Chuck before he leant back and relaxed himself on the bench.

 

“Then why do you spend all day working on it,” pressed Evango further. “It’s not normal!”

 

“Why it’s as normal as a baby’s bottom,” denounced Chuck adamantly in reply. “I just need to find the right people to fill the race track with vehicles.”

 

“You know that reminds me,” intruded Funat into the discussion. “Have you seen the latest clips of Stardom on Channel 1? It went supernova last weekend when Zeno started getting naked on set!”

 

“Rah! Touché!” Exclaimed Evango, reaching over to pick up another glass of Excelsus. “Some of the pop stars on that station are straight out of heaven.”

 

“You know what you’re such a pig,” interrupted Crystella from the side suddenly. “I can’t stand it when you start sizing up every woman in every building we go into. Can we just get a few more of these drinks before you start badgering us for the whole evening!”

 

And they drank and drank for the following three hours. It was like a kaleidoscope of emotions… a kaleidoscope of the soul. Richly awakened with the dreams of their hearts… the passions of their dreams. It was their day in the precipice and it was their day to be alive!

 

At one point Chuck arose to buy a round of drinks from the bar. The bar was a corner stall at one with the background of richly purpled colours and emotions, and tokening each customer with a digital imprint into their burgeoning reawakening back on the loungers.

 

It was a time to submerge in the trinity of the holy land. It was a time to hide in the cataclysms of self doubt or idleness. It was a time to reach ayonder. For they were their own puppets in Guy Fawkes’ very fine pantomime unravelling itself in front of them. Cogs, you see, ladies and gentlemen, cogs is what they are and always will be. And more than that. It was a smooth serenade of their inseverable tenets.

 

For you see there are men like us, young fellows, who climb and climb through the ranks reaching nothing other than their own time-wasting. We can and must satisfy ourselves with the kingly realm of chat and bevving in the orders of that almighty communist manifesto those years ago! Now to all of you, chin chin!

 

And it was that night they found themselves gleaming and cavorting in the nightclub several floors above them. High tempo sounds serenaded their dreams and flattened their senses into the unholy precipice they found in front of them. Like the wolves ayonder, unwound destined to find themselves once again on that very cliff face they dusted their shoes on those years ago. It was a glimmering castle in front of them, but not as yet broached, till at last Chuck drew near to Crystella on the corner of the dance floor and murmured a few words to her.

 

“I’m like my very own Disco Stu,” he bellowed into the space in between them. “Bougez avec moi young sweet mademoiselle!”

 

Crystella seemed to ignore Chuck’s serenading words, but instead glared at the space in front of them and lurched in to whisper a few words into Chuck’s ear. “I want to murder you and your family,” was the solemn tune she gasped, before she arched back and continued dancing in a tombola formation.

 

Chuck had no clue what she was saying, but rather could see Evango gliding with a group of women on the left corner. He picked up a shot of Xeon from the bar and moon walked over  towards the crowd to unleash himself. Yes, yes, more drinks were passed around and the trillocking treasures of the night soon began to transport them all to newfound planets.

 

Because what are we, young men? Are we the doom gloomers of neverbrook’s hideaways… the sauntering jockeys of the riches’ realms… the bleeding bastions of lusting’s caverns? None other than the desires of infinity, encapsulated in their cuplets, could block their pursuits. And all upon that nightclub that night gained the gold medal at the boater’s regatta!

 

For they all danced and danced like wild animals gripped by the drumming bass. Seizing the passions and seizing the euphoria, they unravelled into a richly gleaming supernova of emotions, kaleidoscoping into the hearts and minds of all that lit up that evening like the beacons of the north. Choose the passion of revelry unabound, choose the the licentiousness of pillars unknown, which as yet the drunken revellers did as much, soaring their heart beats into the newfound stratosphere, before at last they all collapsed onto bed.

 

 

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I can run and run like the mountain bears. In this world I can reach up to the eagles in the sky and let them rest and nibble on my paws. But how can I? How can we? We the populace… we the human race… how can we delve so far underneath the shores that swept us to new frontiers those billions of years ago?

 

What makes us so righteous? What makes us so alive? What delvells into the inner souls of our minds and crawls through our skin? I am not but a mere astronaut aboard this ship, nowt but a dream flyer catching on to our sails. But how can we let go of everything we’ve been through? And feel as pure as the mountain eagles ayonder?

 

Chuck woke up and paced towards the door of his bedroom. He put on a shirt and paced delicately towards the communal kitchen at the side of the office room. No one was in the room and he paced over to the fridge, took out a pre-packaged cheese toastie and placed it in the oven on the right side.

 

He rested on the table and chairs in the centre of the room calmly before the bell rang on the oven and he strolled over to collect the toastie. He sat back down and continued nibbling away on the toastie for a good twelve minutes until Evango strolled into the kitchen like a drunken wreck.

 

“It seems strange to see you up so early?” Cried Evango with a raspy gasp. “It’s not like a Literon to see a morning awaken before lunchtime!”

 

“Why that would come with the toils of the job,” denounced Chuck with a perplexed grin. “You see not all of us can sit on the Internet all day like you!”

 

“Well that would be the brightest spark of them all!” Joked Evango whimsically.

 

Today both of them were required to contribute to the running of society like the state free people they were. Well that, my friends, is the truth, because everything in their lands was audited like the juggernaut it was. So indeed it was a morning’s respite before the toils and ongoings in front of them.

 

Chuck worked for the events chain “Wordsmith” while Evango was a coder for the left constellation’s branch of “Nebula”. Their hours normally began at around at eleven reaching the heights at about four, but not unacquainted with the free thinking drive of the Earthian folk. Yes, yes, the only difference is that le pagan vagabonds had delved so far into the future life to all of them was a jocose rodeo.

 

Evango, the more laid back of the two when it came to his profession, was indeed a left fielder at heart, instilled admittedly with the alcoholic bloodline of his right field compatriots, and saw his work as a dainty picture drawing to unhinge himself both towards and against once in a while. Yet our man is in fact Chuck, who shares the same fields as this author, and grew and grew obsessively about his career, almost akin to as much as he enjoyed the bliss cigarettes.

 

Evango, I’m afraid to say, was far superior surrounding the class with which he talked about what he believed to be a superior profession to many, and had developed a peculiar announcement by which he described the mechanisms of the tasks he found in front of him. For instance, if Zeno were to categorise the tree top with a new image, would the code then be fed back to station 12 or station 11?  Similarly, if Zeno were to complain about the treatment of her on stage when she visited Mars Sky, would she then be able to list her complaints figuratively or literally? Yet further, if none of them or anyone else complained, would the righteous brethren be able to download copies of the abuse being laid out.

 

What this appeared like to the public was a massive graph in front of them, laiden with fingerpoints, outselling most things in the whole confederation. Finger pointing paws these days had found their way to the coffee mornings with Atlas’ spheres.

 

Yet Chuck on the other hand was blessed with a wilful intrigue and worshipped the ground he walked on like the career it was to him. He would wrap the towels around him, unhinge the gateway, say goodbye to the security team, and jump on the ski mobile that was straight out of our favourite “The Shining” except that it floated in the air.

 

There he would glide, but not too far, because there were, I’m afraid to say, looters on the Martian desert, who came from nearby blocks but were more criminal. Yes, yes… and this is how it went. Once travelled two kilometres into the Martian desert, looking back all he could see is the pillars of the radio waves launching roughly two kilometres into the sky because they had to transmit everything back millions and millions of miles away. The buildings would seem like empty stables for there were all, I’m afraid to say, minute stable yards, taking much more depth at the bottom to prevent against colliding rocks or missiles. Yes, yes, Mars is a bloody war zone mate. The infrastructure felt barren and cold… alright… there were a few roads but it is like the fucking desert with stable yards dotted around. The point, my friends, of being there, is to explore more into the mechanics of our livelihood that is our infrastructure and science. You, I’m afraid to say, have just been alloted this topic, because it is similarly filled with vagabond cum hipsters, because there is something to be said about an all pagan crew in a nightclub.

 

And this is where we found Chuck, gliding on his jet ski into the Martian desert. His mask was strapped viciously across his throat, enclosing the air particles, yet let us not forget that he was forcefully required to wear a tight, blazoned jacket that bit into the sun particles, while his trousers remained like anyone else’s.

 

The mask had a hydraulic button, which ensured nothing could escape it except the air he breathed, evaporating away from him. It kept his face filled with oxygen via the chords into nothing, because they were very, very clever, and did so by absorbing moisture from the dust and changing it very quickly into something similar to oxygen. However, take it off and he could die within seconds.

 

But Chuck could and should be a fighter. He could caress his inner anticipations with infintessimal intoxication. He stuck a tall, white flag into the red soil beneath him. It was a sign post directing the first of the stages on his much anticipated race track. It was the furthermost point on the western leg of the race circuit, something that seemed all the more clear in the dusty breeze.

 

A jaunting saunter along the start line to assess the rock samples and his day was complete. He boarded the jet ski and glided solemnly back to Station B.

 

Meanwhile, pine-cladden in the outer regions of the nebula, Chuck’s bar time friend, Crystella, was undressing herself amongst her friends. Her job was a prostitute. Or was it not, as we all agree, actually in fact a job as customer assistant in a fashion boutique. Yes, yes, well those don’t exist on Mars you stupid cunt because they’re all intrepid explorers. Yes, yes, but what she could be instead, befitting her own ogled eyed views, is a banker somewhere on Mars. Yes, yes… precisely so… why I’d say her role would entail divvying out the funds to everyone involving a computerised system. What say, if she went into investment banking? Cannot, cannot be done! Simply cannot be done! Neverbrooks is a complete system dependent on the utmost stringency of political correctness that entails shifts and whereabouts, shifts and whereabouts. Yet, pondering to herself one moment, Crystella might have a thought to go into new venture creation. Alas all ye let me intrude and say that is fraught with danger, because one pops up every moment and struggles with enormous difficulty against the mass corporations who expand themselves accordingly, although they are more just than that might seem.

 

Yet within her bankers’ chambers, dressed in a leopard print skirt and loose drapings from either side on top, Crystella unwound her hologram laptop, and headed towards the nearest exit. Her journey home involved catching the sky bus, that flew beautifully through the sky until reaching a service station admittedly about 20 miles from Station B, before she jumped aboard her space wagon, whacked on the radio and glided smoothly like the Smooth FM she was listening to.

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Life to Crystella was a very different subject to both Evango and Chuck. She was a dreamy adult who blew hopes and prosperity into all the folk she came across, in stark contrast to their die hard bastionism. Yes, yes, she was on Mars because she was a hippy, not too unalike the Earthian kind, yet more warranted in the streams of acceptability and furnishment than, say, a 60s vagabond.

 

She pondered to herself whilst driving the space wagon roughly two kilometres up in the sky (completely secured by robotic suspension against the sky that ensured absolutely nothing could go wrong). Mark doesn’t know much about me, does he. He was unaware of our cavernous future lunch time party. Well haha! She cackled to herself. I’m a jauntering water nymph ready to seize Mount Oko on Mars Sky like the professional slut I am. Rah! Touché! Now best I drive this citadel back towards the sky castle’s realms! Adios! Adios!

 

She disembarked the vehicle leisurely downwards to a halt, and parked it underneath the very secure garage that was guarded by the security team. Opening up the latch above her head, she grabbed her rucksack, keys and anything else she might have and went through the side door of the garage basement. You see the garage is actually the biggest bit to the foreground, and catapulted itself as a claimant to be some kind of homely, very homely indeed, space station.

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Dropping off her stuff in the communal canteen, suddenly her bourgeois demeanour was met by the entrance of Evango, arriving in the vicinity and perching up upon the corner of a work surface. “It’s the arrival of the Egyptian falcons, I see!” He joked exuberantly. “It’s just the break I need to get me away from my desk!”

 

“How was your day?” Replied Crystella briefly. “I’ve been trollying around data coins for the past four hours. My feet are killing me.” She strolled over to the table and rested her feet on top. “Pass me the lightning bolt!” She cried, pulling out a cigarette of bliss. “I need a back massage before I can do anything!”

 

Evango and Crystella drank and drank through a good, exuberant dosage of lightning bolt, escaping similarly with the drowning spiritual relaxation of the bliss cigarettes. They strolled their feet onto the table and stared ecstatically at the shadows in front of them.  At one point, Evango started re-enacting his voodoo dance he had learnt the other day, while at another time Crystella illuminated Evango with her most devilish cackling smile.

 

It had been a good two hours of this blessed revelry, before Chuck appeared in the room and announced something intriguingly to the crowd. “There’s a night on at Mars Sky this evening, folks!"  He said.  "Tickets are being sold on the door!”

 

And that was indeed enough to find two takers in a realm with such inebriated, reckless vagabonds. The three proposed that they would go just in their collection, accompanied by no one else, and drive one of the bigger and more stable space wagons all the way to Mars Sky.

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On this occasion, it was the opportunity to venture to one of the carvernous, loathsome drinking establishments in the vicinity of the Mars Sky neighbourhood. Mars Sky, itself, was in fact just out of Disney Land Paris, rising like Dubai’s citadels in the dusty red backdrop. It had a population of about 34 million, and was a huge metropolis filled with scientists, engineers and works people. They jaunted around in very professional suits in very serious, huge conglomerates that were at the forefront of outer space exploration vehicles. Yet to arrive at Mars Sky, for Chuck, Evango and Crystella, you had to pilot the space wagon two thousand kilometres (but they drove very quickly) and land safely upon one of the official landing spots.

 

There, with the space wagon flown and landed, the three ball unbuckled their seat belts and felt very in awe of the technologically advanced landing spot they found themselves positioned on. It was black and shimmering with metal alloys that seemed like a carbon spider to your minds.  In fact, now you ask, to land one of these things you went through a portal that cut out the Martian breeze, and by the time Chuck opened the door they were in perfectly contained atmospheric conditions. 

 

The landing bay around them was a massive fortress, guarded vigorously by space troopers. I’d like to say here if you want pleasantries and relaxation, Earth is the one for you. Mars is a battleground over who has the best space ship, and if you want to join us you will have to grow and muscle up massively.

 

Yet it did appear to them like an ocean liners’ Stansted airport. You see there aren’t that many of them and you have to catch the monorail from here on in.

 

Evango pecked Crystella on the cheeks and shoved the space wagon’s door aside him. “Time to get going, Princess!” He bellowed the other side of the door. "It's gonna be sweet sensations and euphoria from here on in!"

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The subway journey was a kaleidoscope of emotions. Chuck felt his sweaty palms slither across the hand rails as Crystella looked resplendent across the carriage. What was she like, he thought to himself. They had only known each other for two years now since Evango had first introduced her and welcomed her into Station B. Were the clouds above him destined to climb ayonder and ayonder till the day broke the Earth? Could he see into the future and watch her ready knife delve deep within his chest.

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Bang sounded the alight call and the three disembarked off the train. It was short walk deep underground like the subway tunnels of Earth towards a decrepit looking exit beneath a cavernous marquee that slithered and slythed towards a gateway to a club at the bottom. 

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Happenings seemed to happen all the way down, stretching their eyesights like blazing fireworks.  But they were there at the precipice!!  And ready to rock’n’roll! It was in their hearts and in their souls. It was in their bloody veins, plymouthed like by-gone chalices billions of years in the past.

 

For… ladies and gentlemen…it is written in no other than that artefact we all call the bible, Boltaweb.com, that man shall rise.  They shall touch pure heaven from the skies!  And that extends to no less than all the populace who walk on our soils! It climbs and climbs up through the mountains till it lights up the beacons of infinity! And there they were… right at the helm!

 

Chuck pulled out his ID and showed it to the doorman standing in front of the entrance to a pub the other side of the alleyway to the club. “In you go,” he gestured before the three of them stretched into the four walled confines. Unfortunately, with his astute self-confidence, Evango darted ahead, closely followed by Crystella who somewhat fancied him and looked eager to pursue where the night was taking them.

 

In fact, let’s all here congregate and ponder over what was seeming to becoming a blossoming romance between Evango and his endearing friend Crystella. They had been the first to incorporate the group that had so often gathered to drink amongst themselves in the bar of Station B. It had always been the toothy eye grin of Evango towards Crystella that had lit up the room around them.

 

Yes. Chuck knew it! Deep down in their souls, writhing in anger all this time, was their unabated love for each other. And yes, he thought, it was to awaken tonight! Chuck knew he had to do something. Standing at the front of the bar, he grabbed a pint of Excelsus and darted off to the smoking area under the parapet.  

 

There he perched upon a bench row and lit up a cigarette of bliss. What thoughts do not arrive to people in those precincts, but on this occasion another man approached him astutely. 

 

“Trorrows not keeping you occupied, young esquire?” Cried the burtleyed young man. “Tis an alright festival, but you won’t find yourself following in the footsteps of the glorified past.”

 

“What do you mean by that?” Delved Chuck further. 

 

“I said the the north cliff nightriders won’t look ayonder once the cave dwellers rise asunder.” Noted the burtleyed young man as he stared at the wall behind him. “Tis a cunt world,” he continued. “Old Julius knows his whereabouts … but always the furthest from the penny fountain.” He took a despondent gulp of his pint. “Tis a cunt world, young fella, tis a cunt world,” he said one more time before he strolled away into the distance. 

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Chuck was taken aback by his marked words.  He was confused and perplexed and had somewhat lost the jaunting bravado that had so markedly characterised him throughout the preceding week.  He lost his focus and stared ominously at the ground beneath him.  Find Evango, he thought to himself, find Evango and regather himself under the parapet.

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The man he was looking for, however, was very much enrapt by the beguiling stares of the seamstress that was Crystella.  Her fruitful lips and tender eyebrows sauntered above Evango’s grasp and left him, I’m afraid to say, with a heavy libido.  “Not now!”  Was his cry as Chuck desperately called towards him from the exit.  “Can we please leave,” Chuck said again, before he stumbled from side to side out the door.  Pacing further and further up the hill towards the nightclub, subconsciously he could perceive both Crystella and Evango arriving behind him.  It was strange and unearthly, like a bat pursuit in the darkness.  Yet he felt the comfort of their images and before long regathered himself in the queue to venture inside. 

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The place they found themselves in was the twisting viaduct of Tommorowland, for you see there are men unlike us who worship nothing more than the beguiling delusions of another kind folk. But to proceed with the text, ah yes, to proceed with the text, why I’d say that would be a swell long look at Tomorrowland.

 

So, kind folk, which you will as much have to be as much, to gain admittance, standing in the queue of one of these places was like a daunting castle of all the most rebellious people possible. You, I’m afraid to say, will be laughed at for the rest of your life, because you sided with us, very much like now I’m afraid to say, but there is definitely an afterlife, that much is guaranteed by the winds of the nourishment provided by the ecstatic waves, nurturing the Higgs Boson. There are in fact 53 million taken and all flown wondrously.

 

Chuck and the crew slotted their passports into the electric scanner, which sourced information over their history, blocking I’m afraid to say someone like you from entering, unless they had passed a probation examination. They passed through a tiny dot in the wall, which scanned absolutely everything and proceeded, with their permittance, into the entranceway. Arriving together in the vicinity, the natural custom was as usual to unwind their coats and reveal their own sensuous inner beauty.

 

To broach further into this roundabout, the button stopped unless you claimed fervently that you were not carrying any super-powered drugs which could make someone large insanely violent against women. The sad truth was it was the pretty ladies’ biggest fear and tormented those who had to be that gender. Yes, yes, the women have collided into the future so proud and daintily nothing can stop them.

 

The surroundings were like a cataclysm of frenzied shapes… you see there are actually not that many nightclubs and you will have to fight to get in, but once in you will find them to be enormous in size like The Odeon cinema in Tunbridge Wells, plentiful with floors and offering some massive, expansive rooms. The bars lined the corner in fact, they do, just like the Spa Hotel only far bigger and actually in the corner. 

 

And it was, emerging at the precipice, budging their way through the main entranceway, that they plucked up the courage to buy tickets for tonight’s show. You see each room had live performance gig artists by which I mean robotic frenzied shapes in front of them on the stage with someone who appeared like a DJ, only far more in the back drop to the dance routine at the front. Alright yeah, there we are, it was a frenzy and quite sexually motivated.

 

Naturally, at this point, people’s attention would turn to buying a drink. And precisely it did as much that to Evango, Crystella and Chuck who emerged through the crowd of people and arrived at the front of the bar. 

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“Chuck you look like a space trooper in that black top!” Cried Evango, leaning over the bar. “It’s like sitting in Mount Oko next to a two-year-old!” He peered around at the room in front of them. “Damn it I'm gagging for a drink!” He yelled. “What are we all having?” 

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“Pass me a shot of Adrion,” murmured Chuck despondently. He turned and gazed around at the room behind him. “The crowd here tonight look like they’re all from Station 12,” he continued forlornly. “What does it take to get a decent crowd of chicks here once in a while!”

 

“Stop trollying around like a dickhead,” interrupted Crystella from the side. “Let’s just get our drinks and head over to the dancefloor!” She picked it up with her right hand and began strutting her stuff away from them. “I’m like own very fine pink pantheress!!!!!”

 

And it was there that the group, and yet further even the entire crowd, shoved their tall shot glasses down their throats and picked up a legalised baggy from their pockets. What would follow would be a genuine and certified ecstasy of passion.

 

Richly new dawns opened in front of them. Invigorated souls enveloped their presence into their bucket helmets. Trottering dingle beads lit up the bed chambers like the far gone pleasure powders. Their night had come to an end and they frolicked onto bed.

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Tomorrow will be the day of reckoning. It will rise and climb till nothing will let it fall. It will arrive higher than the furthest kingdoms of the sky. It will touch unrivalled treasures in its richly-soaked hands. We will set a flag pole on every moon in this great universe! We will achieve this populace’s motherfucking dreams!!!!!

 

Chuck woke up in a pool of sweat in his thick, white satin duvet. It must have been a dream, he thought to himself. But it was a heavy one at that.  He was soaked in sweat from head to toe. He brushed his hand through his slithery hair and threw aside the damp duvet. Evango was already in the kitchen. He could hear his heavy munching of toast already reverberating through the room. He slid on a T-shirt, (yes very fine, well you have indeed won, you see a captain should take command of his ship and you have precisely ended the telepathy for no one other than you once this novel is over, and why not go for the long storyline.). But as we were, kind folks, the garments ascribed to people those years ago, were a sort of blissfully liberal super advanced T-shirt that was both breatheable and very warm, very very warm, in fact they all had minute sensors that breathed electrically warmth into the inhabitant.

 

Evango was perched in the centre of the kitchen, resting his feet on the table in front of him. He had a despondent whiling about him as if he had just thrown his life dejectedly onto the floor. “Why are you looking so glum, old chap?” Enquired Chuck as he took out a cold lightning bolt from the fridge. “The weather’s gonna pick up for the rest of the week.”

 

“I couldn’t give a shit about the weather,” denounced Evango wretchedly in reply. “The sad truth is I’ve gotta go and see the bitch that is my Aunt all this afternoon.” He peered at Chuck like a wolf in the wilderness. “Do you know what that means?” He turned and stared at the hologram TV glaring behind them. “She’s like a decrepit lamp shade that’s pestered me for the last 200 years. All I can think about is the day she winds up the other side of Mars Sky like the computer games all her stupid children play in the arcade quarter.”

 

“Eh, lad,” interjected Chuck whimsically. “There’s no need to stress about it.” He turned and looked at the calendar stuck aboard the fridge. “How about I come and join you. It’s nay bother whatsoever.” 

 

And indeed the two pals agreed that they would venture alongside each other to Evango’s much thought-of Aunt.  To do so they would have to embark on a newfound sky glider, the sort of premier Porsche 9/11 to the space wagon world, that appeared like a short-winged, stretched-out kite that zoomed billions and billions of metres per second.

 

It was there, under the ceramic alloyed roof, that Chuck pulled over a drink from the cup holder as he drove the vehicle onwards. It slid gleefully across the Martian moors like a shooting star flying off into the atmosphere, colliding endlessly into the expanse in front of it. Chuck turned and stared at Evango beside him emphatically. “Let’s take this thing for a walk!” 

 

The space wagon shot up into the air, climbing like an electrified dragon, before Chuck lunged the projection forward and the vehicle twisted and turned like a Phoenix in the sky. “I could teach this thing a few things or two!” Screeched Chuck before he shoved the leaver forward and the space wagon ducked down viciously towards the earth. “Ahh!!!!” They both screamed, before Chuck slammed on the breaks and glided it delicately and safely back down to the ground.  “It’s like driving a pterodactyl!” Cried Chuck like he was foaming at the mouth. “Shall we proceed onwards towards your Aunt!”

 

The two sat back in the automobile as it glided pleasantly across the sands for the remainder of the journey. Forcibly, unfortunately, they were required to dock on one of the official landing sites once again, before venturing on the subway to Evango’s Aunt, Sentrilla’s, house several kilometres out from the city centre. If I were to describe the settlement of Mars Sky and the character of the suburbs, I would say this - absolutely filthy with decrepit spunk. You see prostitution was legalised several billions of years ago, and unlike you, who we wanted to be a noble bastion, many do partake in it. There are roads of course, but they are in fact much more like a christening castle than you might think. You see we have a defence strategy for meteorites and missiles, and it is called anti-ballistic. So there you go. It is like an Arabian desert. To arrive at the suburbs from the city centre, well yes the centre was golden and magnificent, all the walkways under tightly guarded parapets whereas as you ventured further outwards it became like a blazened desert walk with many of the parapets, I’m afraid to say, not working. Yes, yes, that is what we went for all the way - the streets are about the same size as Saddler Street, Durham. Yes, yes, it is actually just like Beijing, in fact yes exactly so - spot on!

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Landing in the middle of a sky gliders’ Stansted airport, that next stage in a docking was to hand over your keys and watch the vehicle being driven underground by the propellers of the turntable robotic equipment. Yes, yes, it genuinely does happen. It was like a collapsing bridge folding in from underneath. Venturing down the alloy steps, you then submitted your passports for screening, went through the barriers and arrived at the entrance to the subway steps.

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Chuck sauntered down the subway steps like the noble bastion he was. He was free and drilled into the noble awakening of life that had caressed him over the past 100 years. He wanted to saunter to Evango’s Aunt’s house that day and cherish the holy gatherings that stretched across that settlement like the bonds of a molecule. He was rich with the blessings of life, rich with the tokens of fortunance and stared at all his encounters like they were an elephant amongst an earthly rose bush. 

 

But not certain for sure, young fella, and if you think childhood and growth are some things to look forward to, you are sorely mistaken. But let us proceed to what it was like arriving at the forefront of a house. Bravo, now let me tell you. You see everything is under a parapet, I’m here to say. You rang a door bell, and the building, that was most probably very tall and we are dealing with an apartment, would have been made out of stone and bricks and iron - that is the combination we like. Oh so it’s quite post modern and like art nouveau - yes, yes, exactly like that but with more iron cladding. How tall would you say on average? About the same size as embankment, yes, yes, write that. There was some technological input, in the form of nothing, because you do not understand how much better for a society it is to be louche and like a vagabond. You do however take the lift which is a lot cooler and better, the door is roughly two times bigger because we are a lot taller and like more impressive things, and there you have it with yourselves arrived inside.

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Sentrilla passed around a cup of Memberon to all those sat around the table.  She was a warm, affectionate woman who glossed over the troubles of her life, but rather awaited the eager news about how her children were getting on in theirs. It was a form of sensuous pleasantries that beguiled the room by the mirage of her youthful appearance.

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She paced over from the resplendent kitchen at the eastern wing of the building, and emerged, rising up a couple of steps into the living room in which they were all sitting. The living room, as would have been as such commonly to many, was usually comprised of four walls inner flanked by three sofas that by those days would have been made out of metal with emotive, but very thin, cushions. The walls were painted green with few paintings, but rather stainless steel technological items, in the form of rapid sensuous decorations. There was indeed not a fireplace but rather a token of lust in the form of a candle holder, by which I mean one of those hologram TV. Yes, yes, you have to think the future has created a pot smokers relaxation den, but they have improved themselves from those times and made it more refined. In the middle of the sofas was a stronger glassed coffee table and the carpet was usually pale blue with cream, not very shabby in creation, but instead a slimline gloss.

 

The room was like a morning hub dub, with each character eager to share pleasantries and engross themselves in the singular planet they lived in. Chuck raised a flute of Memberon to his mouth and dived into the conversation surrounding him. “It must be very hectic working for Station 20 news every morning,” he gesticulated intriguingly into the foray. “It seems everyone turns onto that news channel every waking moment of the day.”

 

Sentrilla glanced away from what she viewed as an insolent young scally way and glided her eyes towards the decorations perched on the walls. “It has its ups and downs,” she murmured fetishly.  “But it is not my jurisdiction, I’m afraid to say, to start unravelling the inner goings on of the company I work for you. You see,” she continued fervently. “There are parameters in this universe and it’s not like something I like doing when people come into my abode.”

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Chuck blew his whistle forlornly into the air in front of them like an absent teenager. “Yeah… it just seems a bit strange,” he murmured, “that all the TV presenters congregate in fancy dress outfits every other evening song festival.” He paused and took of a sip of the Memberon. “All people want to know these days is that it’s a news that we can trust!”

 

Sentrilla brushed aside her lap like the thousands of years in prison she would get. “Well of course it’s a news you can trust,” she cried adamantly. “Why else would I be working for it?!”

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Chuck lunched forward and peered at her like she were a monster in the darkness.  “It’s just last evening song all the presenters danced around like Neolithic rangers in some twisted street gathering.” He pressed. “It makes me think,” he continued, glancing at the window on the left side. “How do they appeal to any right-thinking individual across the whole of the cosmos?!”

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Sentrilla shoved her Memberon cup on the glass table.  “That is derived from the singular class of their service and the exceptional might they have behind them,” she uttered viciously.  “There can be no ifs or buts in this society,” she pounced further, stretching towards her Memberon cup.  “And if you are not enjoying our service, please turn over to another channel.”

 

That did indeed bring about a short, but abrupt, end to their discussion about the TV networks, leaving Chuck with only whimsical remarks such as “I’m sure there’s something going on” and  “I’m gonna get to the bottom of it.”  Before long, both Chuck and Evango departed from the beautifully decorated establishment and flew brightly and boldly back to Station B.  

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Two months had passed in the enduring haze of the background.  Chuck had occupied himself with a varied plethora of doing nothing other than toiling away positioning flags on the Martian desert and working out what could be the best route to take.

 

But it was a career that fascinated his soul like a looming pot of gold in a dragon’s nest.  He indeed, as did many of his generation, possess a hedonistic inclination to devell into the inner workings of his ambition and accomplishments.  What made him tick?  What furnished his out-lookings into the deserts?  What rose above him like the noble stallions he drove?

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He wanted to know more about his past, and how he had arrived here on this planet.  How he had emerged from the chasms of the Oceans like the blessed Aphrodites he had tried to escape from on Earth.

 

He was a noble ranger of the Qlone province.  He had toiled for years and years building a living for himself and Station B.  Life was at his command.  He didn’t need to look further than the revolving pedestals cascading the way in front of him like some opaque dream.  It was not for the realms of Mars Sky, nowt for the pinnacles of Mount Oko, nor wretched for the shadows, that he was alive and burgeoning like the bustling browed serpents.

 

But he pondered to himself one more time.  Evango’s Aunt had said there was nothing wrong with the news.  She had said that she was proud to work for the station.  And that she was a noble bastion among noble bastions.  The winds, they said, scurried across these lands bringing hope and merriment to all its populace.

 

Then why did it all seem so strange to him?  Why did he every encounter in every street have a newfound sensation to it?  Why did his heart call out to a different universe?  Why did he dream?  It was time for a change, he told himself.  It was time to envelope something new and awaken the righteous brethren.

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He paced over to the office room from his bedroom in which he was sat.  There was a mini bar, perched underneath one of the walls, and he pulled out an ice cold lightning bolt.  He strolled over to the long table at the centre and began to light up a cigarette of bliss.  He leant back and casually stretched his feet onto the table in front of him.  It had been several minutes of falling in love with the bliss cigarettes when finally Evango arrived solemnly in the vicinity of the room.

 

“Howdy partner!”  He cried fervently.  He then stared condescendingly at the quietness of the room.  “You look like an Earthian spinster drinking those lightning bolts all on your own.”  He murmured further.  He turned and glanced at the mini-bar like the forlorn worshipper of eccentricity he was.  “How’s about we crack open the Diamante on this occasion and celebrate lives endured these past many years?”

 

“If you must,” cried Chuck bemusedly.

 

Evango strolled over and rested on one of the chairs aside the table.  “Well I mean we could always light up the rest of the bliss cigarettes and explore a few crystals,” he blew aside tentatively.  “But where would the fun in that be?  And how would we waken up in the righteous treasure trove!?”

 

“Alright… alright,” cried Chuck in reply.  “Garcon… do the honours and light up this riviera!”

 

And so the couple opened up the bottle of Diamanté, which was to them in their celebrations of a very despondent thing, which no one thinks of, simply a bottle of the futuristic equivalent of champagne.  The alcoholic consumption was very high, but it was not indeed, I’m very proud to say, an intoxicant, but rather was fuelled with propellants from the membrane of the brain to harness untold riches in the further corteces.  The taste was like a bemused sensation of chocolate, I’m afraid to say, yes… in what way?  Well you see there is nothing better than drinking one of those juicy waters and enlarging it with a smothering, warming passion, unleashing absolutely everything into a warmth and crystallised frenzy. Ooh yes, well, they did indeed find themselves drinking it that spring morning.   As is the custom, I’m afraid to say, which absolutely everyone does, they smashed on the subwoofer (yes, yes, very very powerful) and collided into an envisioning of super collided frenzies, all the while being lit up like a bastion of emotive energy.

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The drunken revelry had proceeded onwards for some time, before, douncing their crimes in a wretched dismay, akin to a lobotomy of blightedness, the fire bell unfortunately rang throughout Station B. You see this can sometimes happen, and it was indeed due to an attack on the residence. Looters had brought with them their proverbial criminality, and not untoward the scathing Viking raiders of Earth, it would naturally usher panic across the citadel. 

 

The pair of them, however, were in a drunken frenzy, unaware even of how to call the security team. In fact the mere sound of the fire alarm was very much in the background compared to the drumming bass of the subwoofers, and it appeared to them like the cascading rock fall was very much in India billions of miles away from them. The pair turned to each other drunkenly and agreed to journey to the bar above where they thought people would congregate. 

 

There, arriving at the bar, they could see Rem lying on the ground with blood across his forehead while being comforted by Imogen and Funat. Tapering bandages across his face like the by gone witches of England, they immediately turned around and looked at the pair approaching. “Rem was just making his way inside,” uttered Funat first. “He’d been taking photographs of the Martian desert when a caravan of looters emerged in front of him.” He paused, and tried to wipe some blood from the wretched chap’s face. “He tried to fall back into the compound but the looters breached the perimeter.” He sighed and looked at them forlornly. “It took the back up team from security to drive them back ayonder.” He smirked and looked at Imogen across him. “Fucking looters, eh! Fucking looters!” 

 

This could indeed happen on certain occasions, such as now, when we are actually very annoyed with those stalking you, who do not, it seems, want to be involved in a scientific enquiry. Nonetheless, we would promote a stable and steady grasp of your own security. 

 

Imogen was the first to step up and gestured towards Chuck. “Chuck… you could take Rem to the hospital in Aventure Park if you want.” She uttered at last. “You’re the best driver and it would get her there as quickly and safely as possible.” 

 

“Yes, alright…” replied Chuck calmly, surrounding himself in the toils of the ongoings. “We’ll leave at once!” 

 

The hospital of this neighbourhood was in fact the room just across from the mental health hospital that was the office, but there is something to be said for going to a medical centre where all this is taught and learnt and the practice devised. The much sought of baby wombs were in fact held in the government quarters, strictly off limits, and I don’t know why you’d want to go there, but there was indeed a medical centre, which the two people, being spiritual vagabonds, decided to venture towards.

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There, and much immersed in the surroundings of the hospital, the two pillars of society slotted their passports into the scanner for screening and were allowed to pass through into the inner realms. We are here talking of a creme de la creme politician, statesmen or senior figure’s last resort, the bulk of medical care actually just carried out by your doctors in the British Museum that was Station B. 

 

Yet notwithstanding that knowledge, the two ventured up the exotic lift that gleamed with a professional semi - holographic image. The lady portrayed seemed solemn, and forboding, which I’m afraid to say, left both with a feeling that they were not welcomed in these dwellings. Yet, that as much, at last the couple made it to entrance to the Martian equivalent of A&E and reported themselves at the office desk, before sitting down calmly in the waiting area.

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The man who appeared before them was a sort of kaleidoscoping magician, who knew nowt all about medicine, but rather asked them intriguing questions such as “how did you get here so quickly” and “did you find us in the back cupboard smoking a joint?”  He was an austere man, who seemed to believe the pair of them were some kind of investigators in a crime scene. That said, he had a beguiling appearance that seemed to unwind and contradict their psyches. 

 

He withdrew his stethoscope like it were a sex toy in the red light district, and shoved it aboard Rem’s chest. “It’s nay bother me starting trifling around with your body, I presume,” he muttered whimsically. “You have a very refined corpus, I do say indeed!” He rested his hand up against Rem’s thigh and shoved him in the chest with the other. 

 

“Look… what are you doing?!” Interrupted Chuck abruptly. “He’s bleeding and needs urgent attention!” 

 

“Oh there’s many men bleeding out there,” cried the doctor in reply. “We’ll just see what this does to him!” The doctor grabbed a needle and attempted to shove it in Rem’s arm. 

 

“What are you doing???” Screamed Chuck, lunging in front of them. “You’re clearly not a proper doctor!” He shouted viciously. He grabbed his injured companion and the pair darted out the premises as briskly as their burgeoning fevers wound permit them. 

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The two members of the blissfully dreaming couple arrived outside of the tall, shiny and very futuristic building, which had appeared to them like a blazing pit of circular mirages in the form of appearing just like the London Aquatics centre. It was a blissful juggernaut that sensitised each venturer into newfound science and ideals. 

 

Chuck, who had meanwhile hoisted his sails into a pit of cum, by which I mean turned to a frenzy like a Saxon warrior, ridiculed the dust beside him with a rage so strong it could engulf the atmosphere around him. “This planet is filled with a bunch of wastemen!” He screamed into the air in front of him. “Come on! All of you! Spite me with all your most venomous might!” He turned to Rem, who was seeming to recover sat on the floor across the pavement. “Let’s leave this place, Rem!” He cried viciously, while beginning to foam at the mouth. “Let’s ride the sky glider and take the fight right to those god foresaken news stations that have besmirched us for these past thousand years.” He turned and glared into the dark sky in front of him. “We will rid them of their defilement once and for all!”

 

And so they shot up into the atmosphere like the eagles in the sky. They soared like the adventurous realms of infinity, twisting and diving like they were rich, invincible and alive! It was an act of beauty, it was wondrous element for all to witness, it would cascade the waterfalls of everywhere into newfound glimmering scarlets. They were beautiful and free! 

 

Awaiting their glorious moment as they were as such, they touched down on the surface a few kilometres away from the main news network stations, before creeping along the back alleys towards their objective. Rem was plugging along, still patching his bandages across his forehead, while Chuck scouted the way in front of them like an eagle in the shadows.

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And there they found themselves in front of their dream destination that was the central hub dub of media centres. It was like the palatial complex of their dreams created so many thousands of miles away in the outback. A glance over to the left corner, where one rested against a wondrous sculpture of iron and lead. A glance to the right where one gleamed in ornate glass tapestries. You see offices to the Martians were a form of hub dub meeting areas, under a huge glass dome that appeared like the inner restaurants of that wretched millennium dome, but under glass instead. They had restaurants, shops, bars and clover dwelling guests by which I mean it is more sexed up than you might think. The establishments did indeed engross a plethora of well paid staff, whose very career it was to them! 

 

Now was the very moment they were waiting for. It appeared to them like a floating pirate’s ship arriving at an oasis. It reached out to them like a forlorn puppy wretched in the snow and far away from his long-lost mother. For he saw the stars dazzling towards him… and they uttered only one cry… nay they uttered that he was beyond the precipice he saw in front of him! And so indeed Chuck picked up a Martian rock from the pavement and hurled it into the media centre’s window in front of him. He had had enough and he threw it like the liberal citizen he felt in his heart. 

 

Ten seconds passed whimsically in the enduring haze of the background. It was a serene solitude in which Chuck felt in awe of his emboldened act. He was exhausted, tired, wretched like the shadows, but then, I’m afraid to say, murderously heaved to the ground by an onslaught of police officers like the corrupt police state it was - whereas in fact he was just arrested by one police officer passing by in the street. He hand-cuffed Chuck with hand cuffs that were almost exactly the same as Earths and Chuck, I’m afraid to say, spent the night in a ceramic stationary cell, very akin to ours. He was transported off in a very small and easily transportable space wagon and the next day released on a much obliged, and rewarding and profitable, bail.

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PART 2

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The settlement of Mars Sky and the whole planet of Mars was part of a confederation of universes, which went back to the first primordial non infinite universe created roughly 50,000 billion years ago. We estimate that all matter was created 2 trillion billion years ago from a photon endlessly reacting with a trigger cue to create the Higgs boson, which, I’m afraid, I cannot tell you because it is science and your society needs to reach it on its own. This nonetheless happened across infinity till gravity caused it to congregate on a central point.  Thereupon quantum fluctuations caused the compound to implode and then expand to about the size of Earth, at which point it lit up into a massive planetary fireball, before it imploded to the size of a centimetre point and blasted off into infinity.  It would have been extreme, almighty chaos. 

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In the ensuing chaos, billions of years followed in which cataclysms of all kind of frenzies swept across the infinite cosmos like the battles of the north. It wretched across madness like trillering towers of beauty that would have dazzled any infinite observer. Thereupon, within the madness, two processes we think happened. You see there were no stars in the infinite universe except one almighty monolith billions and billions of miles away from the only planet out of all infinity, we think, that was suitable to sustain life. 

 

And hereupon, I would like to recount some of the academic studies surrounding the primordial Earth of all time, which I, at least, all confederates and I hope others all salute, praise and worship!  In the south western corner of the globe, pale haired monkeys began to form into severely hobbitised forms of Homo recti. Yes, yes, that is exactly the term. 

 

Now, they developed communities and travelled no place other than a few miles apart, developing all the while into a very pale skinned form of hobbit. Yes, yes, I’m crying, this is fucking wretched. Unfortunately there were no battles, yes, yes, which is reminiscent of the way they talked, and, alas, pain to them gave them a feeling of sickly wretchedness - they felt week and feeble and bloodily hurt. 

 

The landscape they found themselves positioned on was an almighty mountainous wreck, and they were prevented from travelling more than 200 kilometres because of the rock scales they would have to overcome. They did build small wooden huts that eventually formed into communities, with their capital on the far south west of the planet. 

 

Eventually they built a stone pathway over the mountain and travelled to the remainder of that continent. There they found no one else, other than an absolute almighty bloodbath that would follow between the two communities on the same continent. The one on the south western side eventually claimed victory and soon the whole continent became populated. 

 

Many years later they would voyage via steam boat to the other rectangular seeming continent on the far north east by west, where they found absolutely no one because no one could survive the extremely harsh climate. The rest of the planet was populated by water. In the early days, they say, the populace was highly occupied with scientific endeavours and there was no affable consumer goods, but rather electricity was worshipped. Yes, yes, you worked that out, they say the best bit was the bird gazing, because that is what their survivalist instincts did to them. They were still a form of hobbit, and there were some vast inequalities. 

 

Yes, yes, no one invented the nuclear bomb, and they glided, which I should say l, is a good thing, but we like your site, as opposed absolutely to any mechanical stomach device, into the realms of science fiction, travelled to a neighbouring moon, the neighbouring Martian planet, miles before they were able to create a fully formed human like Earth today. 

 

It took another 2 millions years, yes, yes, I’m afraid it genuinely did - when they had to operate a crane manoeuvre on so much of the water and it became like a massively tall, fully fledged Coruscant, with many of the inhabitants moving to Mars, and a few settlements existing on other planets, which I’m afraid to say, were feeezing - that they relealised that they could create a universe within a universe and give everyone an afterlife. Yes, yes, we have the documentation from the time. They thought they were now invincible and super futured gods - they genuinely did. They did realise about the water and it took them 20 more billion years, heart wretched like the blazing furies of infuriation... how did this work?  You should see what the future does to people - they were normal more cleverer humans who saw the future awakening in front them... the long wait was just the precipice for science and their long held endeavour just like the channel tunnel! 

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But. Anyway. Chuck now found himself outside of the Martian second most important police station, somewhere on the semi-outskirts of the city.  And this is what he thought to himself, "fucking, fucking loads of cunts, isn’t it! What the fucking hell am I gonna do now!? " Turning to his mobile phone, which was actually a small dot that beamed up a hologram of a rectangle in front of him, he scrolled through his address book.  By the age of the time we are here living in, mobile phones operated with very few buttons other than an on and off switch, the rest very well recorded by voice operation. They could take photos by a sensuous light beam catapulted from the centre, and they did indeed have all the computer software similar to your today’s apps except that they projected it into a very clear holographic, rectangular screen in front of you. The size could actually be any size of hologram you liked, although within the controlled limits and without any interference with others. The major app missing from your day is none other than the Hollywood script that is benefice, where you can pay anyone in the world… because yeah that’s a fucking fantastic idea, and le bubble web came with the crusaders two trillion years ago. 

 

Chuck ushered through the address list with the voice control. “No, not Evango,” he thought to himself. “That god foresaken prick would only rob me of my goods and hand me back into that cesspit of depravity! Why… I say,” he continued. “I need a jaunting young fella who’s gonna evaporate this dust bowl like the lonely ragmen we are! I know,” he thought again, pondering to himself freely. “I’ll get Funat. He’s always a good laugh and ain’t too shabby around that sky glider either. Now pronto, garçon,” he said vocally dialling the number into the phone, “fetch the young fool, and bid me my salvation!”

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Life to Funat was a sort of kaleidoscoping dirt wheel of spunk. He was a homosexual… yes we want that written up. Yes, there are in fact billions and billions, but not zillions and zillions, of homosexuals out there who appreciate nothing less than the warming embrace of another manly folk. The majority of the homosexuals are only borne once, out of a choice to go gay for one life, but there are many of them and it does kick off. Can you give us some respect and think of pride cum nightclubbing gone full throttle. 

 

Funat had embarked on a career as a wandering musician, by which I mean he played the semophone, which was a form of electric guitar, in a band. Yes, yes, you might think of Jimi Hendrix, but we have gone with this person because you will find the future turns musicians, and particularly performing ones, highly sensitive, at which point they turn to seeming vices such as homosexuality.

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Funat would perform in venues all across Mars and would even travel to Earth or the neighbouring Earth, which as you should know from your astronomy, doesn’t exist because the suns would collide, so you have to travel 3 more solar systems to the nearest Earth. There, performing all the way, he travelled on a cruise liner that was twice the size of an atomic submarine - that is the conclusive answer I’m afraid - the point is to jet off absolutely astronomically quickly. The journey took roughly 90 days. Now we are here… we have estimated it would take 20 days to shoot our fastest ever bullet into your atmosphere, but we can’t because no one knows how to protect the bullet from disintegrating - this is true.... how do you prevent the nucleus left eye ball by which I mean one the sub atomic quarks from not squashing the trillion more powerful atomic centre and causing a massive explosion. You cannot do it! The fastest you can travel is within those perimeters, which is from our calculations 900 million metres per second. There you go! 

 

Nonetheless, Funat pulled over the sky glider like the rhythmically accomplished man he was. The guitar was in fact perched on one of the seats behind, the only difference being it was made out of metal, the strings were electronic and it sounded very different like a reverberating whaling. That said, Funat didn’t hesitate from launching the sky glider up into the skies and catapulting them mercilessly into the distance.

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The world around them shone like the brightly born desert. Chuck looked down from the sky glider as Funat drove it furiously onwards. He could see the stations dotted across the steep rolling hills like swimming pools from an Earthian airplane. The tall, rising satellite towers seemed like embossed tree trunks that proudly adorned the airspace. Mars was indeed also highly mountainous and they could see the ridges of the backdrop snake around them.

 

Chuck lay back in his chair and collapsed to sleep. He floated off into the realm of dreams, swaying from side to side gently like a floating daffodil. He could see his Earthian mother appear to him… it was like he had seen her millions and millions of years ago (alright… we completely made that up… no one can nor would it be respectable. It is that day of reckoning everyone is always awaiting) but it wasn’t his mother, but rather a wandering sea urchin floating pleasantly into his midst. He studied its fervent brow wondrously and then blew it off gently into the distance. He gazed away into the empty space in front of him and hovered endlessly in the open air. A large bang and he could hear Funat’s voice calling out to him anxiously. “Chuck! Quick! I need your help!” He said worriedly. “There’s something wrong with the engines.” 

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Chuck bounced up like the sprightly awakened man he was. “What’s the problem?” He pressed on his compadre. “We’re in the finest space wagon Station B has ever bought from Mars Mariner.” He turned and looked behind him at the reverberation of the engine that seemed like a battering juggernaut of electrostatic energy. “There’s no chance this blue eagle can fall from the sky!”

 

This, in fact, never ever happens, in fact in the last 200 years has only happened once, which is now, in this depressive tale, because the girders and the suspension are like super advanced monoliths that refute any kind of dismantling from happening. The engine is built out of super advanced cataclysm batteries from, as we discovered, high explosive long running chemical compounds involving 3 hydrogen atoms. The jet propulsion is like a soothing roaring dynamite extravaganza. 

 

Yet, that as much, unfortunately in this moment now, the space wagon was falling from the sky. “Mayday… Mayday…!” Screamed Funat wretchedly. “We’re going down! I repeat! The eagle is going down!” Funat swore into the air in front of him (which would have been a word more common to the phrase “Shiza!”) as the space wagon tumbled downwards into the abyss. 

 

“Taking the fucking brace position!!!” Shouted Chuck desperately, fighting against the G-force. “This is gonna be one heck of a bumpy landing!!!” 

 

“Hell Mary,” cried Funat in the madness. “If we survive this I don’t know what we’ll survive next!!!”

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Indeed the space wagon swept downwards onto the Martian moors and brutally crash landed into the dusty red desert. Admittedly, even at this stage, the sky glider had many defence mechanisms at its disposal, including a hefty wind trapping electronic device and one, I’m proud to say, of the strongest metal shields of all time, that fortified on impact. The resplendent edifice that it was pulverised through the heap of sand in front of it until running out of steam and collapsing to a halt. The two pair of Chuck and Funat, remained shocked and bruised, but perfectly intact in the cockpit.

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With a hefty lurch and groan, Chuck shoved the cockpit’s door open. Sand immediately kaleidoscoped into the space in front of him like a collapsing pyramid. Decrepit and destitute, it felt like a withering sand castle, surrounded by a pit of wretchedness. “Fuck right off!” Chuck said to himself as he slammed the door open. “I want to knife every god damn one of you!” He turned and stared at Funat. “Funat… what the fuck are you doing!?” He said again. “Can you get up at least, you fucking twat!” He shoved his mask on like a wretched scumbag.  "And can we get the fuck out of here!” 

 

Funat seemed dazed across the other side of the vehicle. “Sure was one hell of landing!” He murmured at last. “That thing’s a fucking beast when in the right hands,”. He stood up straight and dusted off his jacket. “It's nay bother, eh lad,” he said forlornly. “You get dialling up someone from Station B and I’ll take out the semophone and pleasure us with some with some merry tunes while we wait!!!”

 

Funat put on his mask and withdrew the semophone from the back of the vehicle. The Martian landscape was wild, barren and forlorn and about the temperature of 9 degrees Celsius because they lived in the centre in summer and didn’t venture out in the winter, which is the genuine truth. They then both decided to get black in the vehicle, which, as would probably have been capable, re-pressurised itself wondrously back into atmospheric conditions. There, with his hands wrapped around the semophone, Funat began to dazzle and embolden the whole world around him with some frivolous and decadent tunes. 

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Three metres seemed to pass in the enduring haze of the background.  There were there, thereupon and there on the moon.  They were taller than the tallest skyscraper in the land, taller than the earthly spirits of those wretched souls.  For you see the semophone was a form of delighting candlewick, who praised its onlookers and took those with it to a richly dreamt realm of heaven.  It sounded like a sweetly serenade of musical apples, similar almost to a beguiling space-o-phone that could connect with anyone across the land.

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From across the passenger’s seat, Chuck dialled up one of the crew from Station B and requested emergency assistance.  With the hologram screen in front of him, the conversation was rather accomplished by a plugged in device in his left ear, while the garage clicker picked up everything and absolutely everything, which is very important for our security.  There, after a couple of hours, a forlorn looking larger space wagon emerged with two crew members, who promptly took the pair of them back to Station B.  The vehicle, lying resting in the sand, was eventually picked up by a depot of workmen, who collected it and flew it back to a garage in one of the neighbouring villages.

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Two months had passed whimsically like a kaleidoscoping fountain. It had been an age in which the literature had flourished and the swaying revolutions of academia lit up the study rooms of the library that was Station B.  Chuck was now becoming rather bored with his race track and sought inspiration from new endeavours such as the watering of fake plants, or more commonly known as manufacturing bliss!  Yes, yes, super advanced safe tobacco does exist and is one of the most popular things of all time.  The damage to the lungs is monumental, but that doesn’t happen because no one smokes it.  Yes, yes, Rick wants a final comment that it’s all vapes before he departs, but ahh… to proceed with the text… well I’d say he’s served his nation like the monumentally better place he lives in!

 

But Chuck was, however, starting to become irritated with both Evango and Crystella.  What began as nighttime disturbances, with puerile quarrels about moonlight fantasies and other daytime nuisances soon became morning throws of lightning bolt cans as Evango catapulted himself to new conversations about how much better his life seemed.

 

Forlorn like the roaming deer, it unsettled them both and breathed a form of inner treachery scathing across the mountain slopes.  They were at odds with each other, very much so at that.  The new moons felt as if they were undulating across the Martian moors like a pendulum in motion, as their relationship gradually dithered and dwindled into the abyss.

 

What is it that makes a man?  What is it that united the noblemen amongst a feudal ship?  What makes a relationship?  For they were nothing but dwindling cattle beads sucked inwards by the irritant, scorched Earth.  Their day had come to its match, far gone in fact like the brazened, bustling stars, and they stared across at each other like tumbling towers ready to collide into a cataclysm. 

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Chuck, despondent like a bereaved rabbit, was the first to gaze back from the office desk and delve into what he viewed as Evango’s most loathsome habitual habits.  “Must you always bang on the mini bar fridge as you take out the lightning bolt?!”  He bludgeoned towards the corner of the room.  “It reminds me of some sacrilegious swingers festival where they all put on fancy dress!”  He shoved his feet on the floor and turned around angrily.  “You know it always irritates me,” he continued, “when people think they’re living in a room with no one else!”  He took a long slurp of the lightning bolt and looked disgruntled at the space in front of him.  “For fuck’s sake man!  Get some respect!”

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Evango turned around and threw a lightning bolt can across the room in front of him. “And listen to the winds breeze darkly into hell!?”  He cried viciously.  “You know what,” he continued, pacing over to the hologram TV.  “You know what,” he said again.  “I think you’re wrong in the head!”  He turned and cackled to himself.  “Yes… that’s right,” he cried.  “You sit in here all day, with your feet on the table, drinking endless bottles of lighting bolts!  You know what it is," he said again, smirking to himself.  “It’s delirium!!!”

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"Yeah, cos the spanish apple meadows don’t know their whereabouts," uttered chuck in reply in disgust.  "I’m about knee deep in more power than your, sad lonely should could ever fathom!  Now do me a favour would you please," he murmured agitatedly further.  “And fetch me the last of the bliss out of the cupboard.”   

 

Evango did indeed collect the last of the bliss out of the cupboard and the pair of them sat down either side of the table facing the Hologram TV.  Several minutes had passed as they gazed irritably at the glaring screen, before, at last, Evango perked up and blew a puff of the bliss sprightly into the air.  “Rah!” he cried offensively.  “Zeno looks like a right slut in that outfit!” 

 

Chuck exhaled a cloud of smoke to the side and brushed across the ash settling on the table.  “A token of gratitude from the Earthian folk, more like,” he stumbled in reply.  “Wouldn’t you like to meet a celebrity one day?”  He continued as if unwinding himself in a pit of louche relaxation.

 

“I’d prefer to shag one of them, if I’m being honest with you mate!”  Murmured Evango, still seeming to be in an aged haze. 

 

“What… so you can bring her to Station B and make yourself look big around us all again!?”  Murmured Chuck again.  “It’s just the sort of thing we all did 10 years ago.”  He dropped his cigarette on the floor and picked up a lightning bold agitatedly.  “You know it’s funny.  I didn’t have you down as an Earthian cheer leader.” 

 

Evango shoved his own cigarette on the floor and looked at Chuck perplexed.  “I can assure you I know my testicles from my bottoms if that’s what you’re saying.”  He said at last. 

 

Chuck took a long sip of the lightning bolt before reaching irritably into his pocket for the crystal baggy.  “Well all you seem to do is wave over the next bus and show them to the other crowd’s stadium every godforsaken one of these years we’ve been through.”  He picked up another bliss cigarette.  “You know it always makes me think,” he continued, pausing to himself and blowing an evaporating smoke cloud into the space in front of him.  “We’re about as destitute here as every one of those witches back on Earth.  And you know what” he said again, as if retching to himself from the smoke.  “I think it’s because of you.”  He leant back and blew another smoke ring into the air in front of him.  “Now how about you do me a favour, if you will please, young sir.”  He muttered solemnly.  "And fetch me a half decent brethren to hang around with."  He stretched forward in anger.  "Unlike you!"

 

"Fuck right off," cried Evango wretchedly.  "No… get the fuck out of here."  He turned around and screamed at chuck viciously.  "Fucking fucking cunt!!!"  He picked up a lightning bolt can and launched it into the air.  "You’re a low-born lowlife who belongs in the denon zone swamps."  He paused and turned at chuck like an eternally rabid man.  "Now get the fuck out of here!!!"

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That did indeed bring a swift and abrupt end to Chuck and Evango’s long-standing friendship. The two felt idealised and changed at the hip, as if the new shimmering frontiers were gleaming out in front of them. Their destiny had arrived like the far gone reaches of Tomorrowland. Chuck sauntered off towards the merry-go-round that was the Station B museum, and thought about where he would proceed from here. 

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Welcomed and alive, dancing like the reigning pillars of infinity, Chuck took one long swell dive into the pits of freedom.  Placated no more was the inner treasures of his mind.. no longer the derided snakes of his heart-shaped rivers could lay destitute on the floor. For what are we if not the tokened glory ones unwittingly turning them asunder! 

 

And yet… nay… way hay… Chuck saw glorious wonders reaching out in front of him. He saw riches perfect as the sky, beautiful as the rain, and far removed from the cloudy ones escaping Evango’s destitute, bastardised heart. He stretched across the Station B museum and snatched open his Hologram computer.

 

What thoughts do not occur to a man in those precincts?  But on this occasion, he felt a wave of loneliness as he glided through into the nebula. What could possibly be so wrong with all the news networks? He thought to himself. How did the benighted many fall so all encompassing into the cavernous depths as these usurping vagabonds seized the throne? What token of gratitude came from above while these sea gulls swarmed the precipice?! How did it happen?

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Yet there was no point in reflection as immediately something popped up on the home hub dashboard on the hologram screen.  It was a motherfucking blazing falcon from the by-gone mountains.  It seemed to hold everyone steadily in the sky.  Standing tall like the spectres of the sky, it appeared in black font with the following words:

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“This is an urgent announcement from Ben. Ben is out there looking for you. Be aware. Be careful. Things aren’t what they seem. Join the movement and join the resistance!”

 

It seemed almighty and destitute in its pledge.  In fact where did these profane anarchist advertisements come from, he had always thought to himself. Trust the northern provinces of Mars to come up with such idealistic rubbish. Murderous treachery was always the second beat of the tune, and that’s not to talk of the underground radio stations!

 

Join some kind of anarchist movement?  Why good heavens… today he had thought of nothing of the sort! But it did seem somewhat intriguing. Arrive in the precipice…? And take them all down…? Why that was a red dipper in this lonely canal bay. In fact that was a curveball in some twisted spectacle nonchalantly unravelling itself in front of them.  Now best he stay observant, he thought to himself, in the coming days, and infiltrate this new blossoming strand of hope. One, he pontificated, that may finally unravel this god foresaken mystery!

 

Indeed he returned every day for the following week to the same hologram tv at the same time, watching the same screen. Each time the nebula screen which he flicked on in front of him appeared with new and innovative messages from this mysterious “Ben”.

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One time there was a virtual image of him playing the semophone as a group of woodchoppers gathered and danced around an Earthly campfire. Another time there was a musical recording of their compatriots seizing the state and relishing in their victory. It was almost akin to a form of musical entropy, goading and colliding the disenfranchised into newfound ideals.

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It had been two weeks since Chuck had first observed Ben demonstrating himself on the web. Their cyber relationship… because it was exactly that… had twisted and turned like the wondrous River Nile, very much like the one dimensional stream of thought it was. Yet, at last, beguiled by Ben’s enigmatic posts, when he was beginning to feel as if it was finally the time to say his goodbyes, the most peculiar of edifices caught the glimmer of Chuck’s eye as he was beginning to pace away from his desk. Looking across at the hologram computer in front of him, he read out the words, “Mars Sky know of hydrogen bombs stored under the outback mantle. Mass media have cooperated to block the truth!” There, gazing and dazzled by the ominous words, Chuck thought a whole new range of sensations. He had been being lied to the whole time, he finally realised. This Ben chap knew the truth. Well… way hay… best he find this Ben fella sooner rather than later!!!!!!

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Meanwhile, and far away, Evango and Crystella had embarked on a form of honeymoon together. You see there they were both young romantic fellows, who saw their burgeoning relationship as a dainty way to anoint themselves with further daffodils atop their bed chambers’ mantelpieces. It was a cloudy form of matrimony that serenaded their ears for several months and weeks all around them. Yes, yes, this in fact does happen…. alright I’ll join you cum Claus, I’ll join you! Yes, yes as we were saying, the weddings are resplendent - we in fact invented weddings not long after the hobbits changed into humans.. you see there were all-encompassing like hay bale people who did everything in the summer, worshipped the summery people (wealthy benevolent people), and had a form of swan song, by which I mean laxi-daisical harvest parties. You have to remember, I’m afraid, their brains were worse so even when you are thinking 80s north US, it is still a genuine cunt world with lots of frailties, crime and destitution, the character of the summers being very warm, and the general humanity peaking at this point, which is why they had the harvest weddings. 

 

We are here claiming a slight impetus towards weddings in your society, UK at least, in the 19th century when some of the less wealthy people could have taken society down a different course. Yes, yes, that is precisely so, in fact I would say you need us you stupid cunt. Ahh yes… well how to express my stance on this? I view myself as having some reminisces of Sanderson but only to together produce the best novel for the website and any readers, but having surmised that I would never lose it like they did or commit any harm. What say you? Fuck off, alright let’s just write the novel and go our separate ways… alright we will, we will! It’s a date! Alright let’s just proceed, I of all people start to look at the results when we have a whole mental health hospital. 

 

Ahh yes well we see that few people who go to the Leicester Arms on a July morning do not experience the resplendent intoxication. Yes, yes, the inequalities are very small - I’ll give you a slight hint… we are very far into this… the 50,000 billion years is correct. You are gonna see some fucking mutant technology when you arrive. Which leads us all onto the next point: The Moonbase. Yes, yes that monolith was the almighty most impressive thing ever produced when it was first built, but then time dwindles the heights of our esteem away, yet nonetheless it is a sheer bastion of all the small, extremely clever people who don’t need any security because they almightily cuntishly have sifted through the crew members and positioned everyone else in a robot. The robot can move, but it sensibly cannot harm anyone, nor can anyone else - it is very, very spiritual in those realms. Yes, yes, you’re like an adaptation of one of the crew members who does not nothing other than interrogate those falling below the acceptable standard of care. Yes, yes, I don’t know whether you performed that well in this Earthian scandal, but your biggest friend is this neck oil mechanism, which would make you a lot more upright and serious than you might think. I could also train my mind with the sauna approach and bliss. I think the biggest enemy is in fact the size, but do they wear oblivion suits? Well, well, there are some similarities… but, now, to proceed with the text!

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You see Crystella and Evango had ventured to a form of mountain retreat, far away in the resplendent hills of Mars that welcomed wealthy, discerning guests. Alright, alright, I’m here. This location does in fact exist and all the film makers love it for its Parisian gloss. It was like a Swedish hotel, because some parts of society have changed, but far more resplendent and beautiful, and it snaked away across the mountain. The night club, which we will go onto, was a sort of destination that no one flew to, because that part is completely made up. Just go to the designated clubs in the street - ooh, the underground!

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But, that considered, the next stage of this recital is to describe what the backdrop was like and what arriving in your space wagon at the landing bay felt like. Well I would here like to say everyone drives a flying automobile on Mars. It is the safest thing because they are strong and have some defence mechanisms involving autopilot and others. It is on Earth that they do nothing less than smoke weed, by which I mean get on the subway everywhere.  Yes, yes… ooh that is really good, space wagons are actually just like today’s iPhones… no one fixes them like your cars and they showcase all their safety features in the shopping centres.

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But the hotel set across the Martian mountain was in fact called Extrenton. It had existed for the past 2,000 years and was made out of iron and glass. It appeared like a sort of double shoebox snaking monolith that rose above the mountain scape to about the height of that famous Earthian Bavarian castle. The sides were mostly glass and appeared like a jagged piece of metal gleaming out of what you could describe as the faint embers of the Martian atmosphere.

 

Approaching one of these places was like gliding to the promised land. Atlantis was suddenly in front of you, the tree bird welcoming you into its nest, the wealth on show for you to relish the occasion. Each spectators’ anticipations were met by the looming mountain retreat they were signing up to. 

 

Evango was pleasantly driving a sky glider as Crystella sat in the passenger seat, glaring out the window. The winds were almost perfectly still and it seemed as if they were driving into a derelict castle. (That indeed can sometimes happen as Mars is a wasteland and there have been crimes before). They directed the vehicle towards the creme de la creme landing bay it was, almost akin in an outcrop in the jagged rock, that always fell downwards, and slotted away, yes, yes, exactly just like a cash machine. Yes, yes, it will feel like some German screw-over unlike some playboy mansion dream in the mountains.

 

There on the landing bay, Evango perked up and gave Crystella a brief kiss. “They say there’s a pool here, babe,” he murmured sensuously. “No one looks better than you in a bikini!”

 

Crystella shrugged Evango’s seductions aside and together they handed over the keys and sauntered, which is actually precisely what people do, to the receptionist through the door of the grand and austere entrance. 

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Two hours later, after a hotel experience almost exactly akin to ours, which I’d like to say is crucial for a society in such a big conglomerate, albeit with vastly superior technological gizmos, including a lock-in safe for instance, the couple found themselves sat on a double bed of a room two floors up, overlooking the eastern mountains, today filled with nothing less than very impressive rapid technological artworks, which we do hold very dearly, particularly by people who do more so than you would do if you were a confederate. Yes, yes, these places are filled by modern artists who are far superior to you in many ways, in fact they think this novel lacks sheer procidual progress. Yes, yes, but I’m a relaxed beer man if I’m honest, a ratman, there I said it. Now… if you must… spare me the pleasantries… no, no… Brandhorst, don’t leave… I’m sorry, I’m sorry… rah! Touché!

 

Evango turned and gazed at Crystella across the large platinum bed they were both seated on. He picked up a mellow cup of Memberon and delved into the tickling, sensuous relaxation he was feeling across his limbs. Placing the memberon cup towards his lips, taking an idle sip before withdrawing it and resting the cup on his lap, at last he perked up and gestured towards Crystella beside him. “Eh, Crystella,” he murmured subjectively. “How many cities would you say you have visited across Mars in your entire life?”

 

“I suppose that would be all of them,” she cried defensively. “Every one tickles me in a different way.” She perked up and gave a brief chuckle to herself. “There was Mars Redmond, Mars Plinth and Sandwood. That makes all four of them together.”

 

There were in fact none other than about 80 cities across Mars, the smallest quartile roughly with a population of about 1 million, the average sized at about 9 million and then there were four bigger monoliths with populations above 20 million. Yes, yes, there is just no water, therefore making it just like the deep countryside to any Earthian

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Evango and Crystella nonetheless proceeded on with their conversation for the following few minutes. They were both like sexual bastions relishing in the almighty sexual yearnings they hoped would tower over them. Yes, yes, it was a pit of frenzy, sexual at that, and they both withdrew their sex toys like the infant children they found undressing themselves in front of each other. Passion, passion, passion, and not unrelenting for the following few hours.

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Later that evening Crystella and Evango sauntered jovially down to the restaurant, positioned a snake’s glide away, just like the Spa Hotel, at the south western side of the building, thereby facing the sun as it was summer and Evango had operated sling shot manoeuvre on the sky glider when they hand arrived to try and impress Crystella. There, dressed in a straight tux for Evango, and this serene leopard print thigh length dress and some Princessly exterior above with beads and ornate hair, the couple sat down for a five course meal (which everyone genuinely does, particularly the Earthian folk).

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The delightfully chosen five courses of mostly sensuous, adult, quality chosen food, which we all despise other pork-similar substances, because we shove everything aside and try and write a novel in a month, was indeed not eaten, but on this occasion we all collectively have joined the office set piece, because someone’s gotta do it! Yes, yes, let’s all clarify - we have decided to go with literature all the way through, because, we are proud to say, it gathers the intelligence and wisdom like no other. The very fine author of the next stint will be decided after a good three years I’m afraid to say, tossing and turning as they duel it out in the boxing ring, before we actually want the best possible end craft with any substances (some writing substances do not produce rational content. The best way is to reverse some of the compounds in the pre-frontal cortex, so it never gets that good, but it is only words!) and any input from other creative inputs, but not I’m afraid to say a re-writing. These people have been chosen for their stylistic taste.

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Evango gazed across like he was staring at his priestess of the muses.  What was circling around her inner eyedrops?  What was torturing her inner beauty like a swan amongst an unwanted nest of eggs?  How did it all come down to this one moment?  His ride upon this rodeo was cataclyding into the holt, very much in front of him. 

 

He circled his champagne flute around briskly, and shot in to intrude into her life. “How is it," he turned around, disgruntled.  "That everyone we find in these places has about 50 more million dollars in their bank account,” he smirked to himself.  “There is no one,” he paused, seething like the mania he had deep writhing far within.  “Nay… no one… who would give a hoot if we were wiped off this planet tomorrow!”

 

Crystella took a puff of the bliss and blew aside the smoke absently.  “It’s everyone’s prerogative to look after themselves.”  She chuckled to herself whilst swaying from side to side, drunk from the champagne.  “Don’t you ever forget!”  She cackled devishly.  “Only look out for number 1 in this life!  That’s what makes the difference between whether you live or die.”

 

Evango shoved his hand towards the waiter and ordered the boy over.  “Another bottle of the Diamanté, you stupid cunt,” he cried whimsically.  “So tell me…” he lurched forward instantly.  “Why is that we have cunts like Chuck swanning around in what was once a decent establishment like Station B.”

 

“It’s their prerogative!” Continued Crystella.  “It’s the prerogative.  I dunno.  It’s their prerogative!”

 

“What do you mean you don’t know,” blurted Evango.  “If you start playing in a ballpark empty as fucking Mars has become, it’s gonna turn into the fucking space world like the rest of these fucking vagabond hipster cunts.”  He spat his wine on the floor.  “You know what we need?”  He continued.  “We need a fucking Commissioner who hasn’t got his head shoved up his arse and busy touching up a whole load of left righteous pricks in Mars Sky.”  He paused and flicked a card at the waiter.  “You know what this is…” he bludgeoned loudly.  “This is oppression.”

 

“It’s their prerogative,” denounced Crystella whimsically.  “I dunno!”  She stretched back in her chair and sighed.  “I dunno!  Stop blaming other people.”

 

“I’m not blaming anyone,” cried Evango wretchedly.  “It’s just this planet has become filled with a bunch of criminals.  Anyway,”  He sighed, blowing out a puff from his cigarette.  “Shall get the bill and take a stroll back to the bedroom?”

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There, Crystella and Evango pounded each other ecstatically for most of the remainder of the night.  It was an emphatic lovemaking, rich in the lunar sun.  Two days later, the invigorated couple much reluctantly retrieved the Sky Glider and ventured to the much pondered-over Station B.

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Three months, I’m afraid to say, had passed pathetically and whimsically in the abyss. No one gives a sad fuck in that destitute realm of the world. Trorrows won’t serve you anything, because the sad truth is you need a rich and ripe shag, with no one other than yourself, because you are a sad, lonely wasteman. But. Blessed of the riches of infinity, knowledged of the fountains from whence the cosmos first sprung, why I say we’ll make a knight out of you one day! Yeah…nay… fair doos, but indeed the 53 billion sub atomic particles do in fact take roughly two years to reach the Moonbase. But they never fail. Otherwise it is capital punishment. It is the strictest law of all time. Yes… yes… you sandbagging sons of bitches… or else someone who’s served the blitz of the final outpost gets a worse outcome than some chopper sitting get high for 22 thousand years. No, we should all be respectable and take it as a guaranteed.

 

However, we have here progressed all the way to the legendary evening song festival. That is in fact a made up name but it describes what our Christmas is like to almost every planet, albeit at very separate dates. The theme of the occasion is to remember the passing of peregrinus in the form of saluting our noble victory… something relating to the early civilisations… yes, yes, it is fact the date when they first decided to create a universe within a universe. The “song” bit refers to the numerous cackling tunes we sing and the forboding wine bottles involved. It is a more futuristic take on Christmas, as if wooden benches have now become LCD screens. The theme is of course Christmas and we relish dancing very joyfully around in the street.

 

Each person usually spends their time returning to the ancestral home that was their parents house or visiting a very large collection of friends.  What happens is people congregate liberally in the streets, and much underwhelmed by any substance, they rather hear the booming base and try and seduce long lost friends. It is very similar to your New Years Eve fireworks in that sense.

 

And it was here that Chuck thought back to one of his evening song festivals from his childhood. He was indeed at university and had ventured home from the centre of Mars Sky. His younger brother, because he did have a younger brother who was 11, welcomed him alongside his mother and father who would have been about 200 years old, and they lounged around doing nothing, drinking drinks and eating food, taking things easy as us Earthians do in the living room. They would then announce the best wishes for actually everyone across the cosmi, but most especially people in the final outposts living hard lives. This is the genuine truth. They fucking fucking adore and worship you! They view you all as fellow citizens who they want to help and most of all observe your suffering. Cum Claus, you are the author, well there’s some faith, but many people are better contributors and it is everyone! Yes, the morality is high and you are like the military on Earth. It is a blissfull well-wishing and sincere apology, with most probably a bright future ahead!

 

Anyway, Chuck would have opened his presents on Evening Song morning, eaten a meal of roast, unkilled pheasant, which we don’t know why people don’t eat more of, other than it’s been sabotaged by the torturous murderers who we despise and completely disapprove of, before, a couple days later, after several days of sensible drinking, he returned back to university at the centre of Mars Sky.

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To begin the tale of Chuck’s race event, I would first have to unwind the tale several years back into the past. You see Chuck studied geology at the university of Bedford in the centre of Mars Sky roughly 70 years ago. The university college centre was in fact comprised of many rooms, lecture halls, laboratories, and forms of mechanical engineering depots (far far bigger) that altogether was about twice the size of Northampton city, because there is only one predominate university and it is the centre of all the universe’s outer space exploration.

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Chuck had specialised in mantel pressures involving volcanoes and earthquakes. Mars does in fact have no volcanoes and earthquakes, because, as everyone knows, it has a different mantel to Earth's. That is very important for none other than this story, giving everyone a safe and stable evacuation off the planet, which is actually steadily increasing in potential by the number of ships we have.

 

Astute and learned, he was there detonating his knowledge of geology on none other than the 500 kilometre race track he found in front of him. Yesterday, he had boarded the jet ski, and taken one long forlorn look at his accomplishments set out in front of him, wrestling the white flag poles into place, astutely fixing the spectators area stands upright and gathering all the technology necessary in the control room to allow the race to take place.

 

Today he was feeling optimistic. He had vigorously designed the course to the most specific and ingenious of styles. He had spoken to over forty of the surrounding stations and enlisted their teams of racers. He had surrounded millions with representatives, viciously selling tickets to others. It was now time to enter la precipice! 

 

The first to arrive outside that day was Evango, who had put his mask on and wrapped a black jacket around him. Second came Crystella who had worn the same essential clothing, although seemed irritated in the bitter Martian wind. Thirdly came Rem and Funat, who battered their gloves around them like they were ready to embark on a space motorbike.

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There, standing out on the Martian desert, the race was about to begin. There were about 30 vehicles perched behind the start line, all eagerly anticipating the zooming presence they would feel. It was a lions’ den, nay a team of tigers waiting to richly unravel themselves. Two metres among two thousand metres all but stood in the way of all the glories they could have wished of.

 

And so, some princessly looking woman slammed down a chequered flag and the race was off. Zoom, zoom, zoom! Blazing pedestals of the sky! Electrostatic amazements of the atmosphere! They were off!!!!!

 

Chuck, much admired by many of his compatriots and adorned with many accolades in his career, was indeed the one who had been elected to drive Station B’s space wagon.

 

At this moment now, he found himself fighting and wrestling between two other wagons, both from Station 24. Chuck shot underneath them and seemed to have the upper hand.  He was twisting and gliding like a golden falcon towards the group ahead.  Yet wait!  Suddenly a wagon from Station 12 barrelled over the vehicle, slotted in position next to him and then zoomed off miles ahead.  “What the fuck??!”  Thought Chuck worriedly.  He slammed on the acceleration and the world around him seemed to merge into a kaleidoscopic dream.  He was gliding, twisting and turning as each new bend and rise over the mountains transformed into some strange and unearthly mirage.  “Damn it!” He thought.  “Let’s take this thing into 5th gear and catch up with the leading pack!”  The space wagon shot forward wildly, caressing the corners of the mountains like a foaming bull.  They were there.  All of a sudden, he had caught up with the leading pack.  He was in third position with only 50 kilometres were left to go.  

 

Ahead of them lied devil’s trap, which was a sharp hairpin followed by a steep climb above a tall mountain.  It had been infamous, over the past years, for bringing an sketchy, unfortunate end to many of the space wagons.  It was now, however, that the three front runners were approaching the memorable icon, all the while seething from the force of their motors blasting them forward.  It was 50 metres away, 10 metres away, 2 metres away and then BANG!!!!  There was a massive EARTHQUAKE!!!!

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Chuck’s leopard-print space glider shot up in to the air as result of the auto-pilot, towering into the sky.  Below, he could see the earthquake and land collapse into to what seemed like an almighty inferno behind.  Unfortunately the two leading race drivers had pitted into the rock, although within their security would probably be alright.  He glided up another kilometre up into the sky.  There he thought about what he was going to do… what he was about to do.  In the distance, turning round he could see Crystella, Evango, Funat and Rem all standing in the stands alongside the security.  Chuck was now hovering above them in the space wagon.

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He could see the forlorn, white painted walls of their souls as they gazed up at him that day. It was like they were ridden with filth, deprived at best and yoking the sprightly heavens from thunder, true bliss and salvation. He was amongst the Tenerife rainforests, destitute, till he climbed down and enveloped something new.

 

And so Chuck took one long swell look at Station B roughly 50km away from him, before he shoved his gloves across the space wagon and beamed away towards Mars Sky on his own. He had chosen to leave them all behind!

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The first universe within a universe was created roughly 49,980 years from molecules consisting of hydrogen and many, many different forms of gas. 

 

To create a universe, you have to put in place a shield wall and let a big explosion from a detonating factor (which could strike away the fabric of the designated cosmos) unleash itself. They have I’m afraid done it on every occasion they’ve created a universe. The explosion revolves around launching something very quickly in a very secure bullet and then watching the unbelievable total wipeout. It takes about 20 million years for the bullet to reach the centre of a universe. Once removed it could obliterate everything in the area of this universe. 

 

The infinitely dense stone, on the other hand, is created far away in the infinite universe, because that is more lethal I’m afraid because it’s not or even is.  They’re both equally dangerous but the infinitely dense stone is a science affair, which takes many more thousands of years to build and is, essentially, a design project. That bullet you are talking about is rather contained in the most guarded prison, and many will not see the light of day of it. 

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There have, I’m afraid to say, been many unfortunate events in the creation of these universes. We do try our utmost best and it is for the expansion of humanity, not trespass, but we have to make sure everyone is righteously happy. Yes, yes, in the beginning we struggled to encapsulate what lust should be to the Middle Ages and some people were fired. Yes, yes, but how is this universe better? You see that is to do with the stringiness of the religion. You see there is another part in the form that the blue oceans aren’t as green as they should be in places like Athens. Alright so it’s more liberally modern the greater success you’ve had. Yes, yes, well done - you will be dazzled by the next two universes in your times. How bad was the first or second? Well there were no gizmos like the five continents on Earth and everyone was shoved down the trolley, by which I mean they’d get dressed up for everything unlike the louche coder. What about inequalities. Just the same…! Yes, yes, you were right - we just used a fuck load more ionisation. Leave it with a student crime jibe - oceans and make up with the almighty back-up: no one’s won big to cut out those god forsaken inequalities. 

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Miles away and unaware even of that conversation, Chuck had jetted off thousands of miles away all the way to Mars Sky. There he landed on an almighty hanger, that was indeed smaller, but closer to the government buildings, and was akin to a more executive style of transport. An insipid, insidious spider emerged from beneath and once again gathered the vehicle and slotted it away. We are here thinking of just a filmic flying car. He thrust the keys over to the gentlemen viciously and made his way through some ornate doors into an intriguing room. There, appearing out of the darkness in front of him was none other than our legendary leading man, Rick.

 

The room was like the central hallway of the US Capitol. The walls ran tall into a solemn dome above. In this case they were painted red with three purple curtains draping across three enormous paintings of people behind. The floor beneath was very much white marble, holding above a singular man upon a gravity shield, deep in solitary meditation. His name was indeed Rick. 

 

Rick stood up instantly. “Who dares come into my realms?” He cried arduously, holding something in his hand and peering into the space in front of him. “There aren’t no places for thieves or hoaxers in this citadel.” He turned around and spat on the floor. “Say your piece or be gone!” He cried in conclusion. 

 

Chuck stepped forward nervously and shuffled further into the building. 

 

“Stay there,” cried Rick solemnly. “It’s not uncommon for the falcons to swoop on inbreds at this time of the hour.” He paced from side to side intriguingly. “What is it you’ve come to ask for today?” He murmured at last. “There are many things in my pocket,” he continued, “Immortality, lust, passion.” He reached across the table to light up a cigarette. “But to teach a young scally wag like you how to master the ways of the cosmos?” He paused and took a puff of the bliss. “Well I’d say that’s one chess piece missing from the board.” He turned around and grew into an enormous monster three times his size. “Now… go… be gone!” He uttered viciously. “Get out of these realms!!!!!!” 

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Chuck scurried off into the shadows of the night, arching his way through the throng of clover girls and nightly prostitutes, down into the downtown districts of the city.  There, the cityscape glared as if a rainbow of colours, inebriating each individual into wild licentiousness and amusements.  There was an Asian looking bar across the central square, underneath a parapet, that seemed to unhinge a plethora of revellers searching around the entranceway to get in.

 

That was enough for a man with such an unmistaken physical sturdiness to move towards and start asking questions among the Excelsus drinkers.  And indeed he did as much that arriving two minutes later.  “Has anyone heard of Zeno,” he called out forcefully to the room.  “Is she a genuine musician?”

 

Well of course she is," cried one female drinker, stretching across him.  “If she weren’t not on the TV, she weren’t real.”  She grabbed Chuck’s pint and looked at him in the face seductively.  “Now how’s about we stop messing around and start playing with a few June Crystals, eh son!”  She reached over and groped Chuck somewhat.  “That’s bound to get everyone talking!” 

 

Chuck unraveled himself into a pit of mysteries that night.  It was a cesspit of depravity… nay… a cesspit of spunk.  He was the seamstress’ mare for all of them to gather, he was the bucking bull for all them to collect their drinking water from.  Nay this guy has sunk so low, his own trouser sleeves seemed rich with depravity.  He was a saint and anointed - but not with any blissful remedy… nay not even with one last clinging salvation to his destitute life.

He was ripe and alive and remained amongst the shadows for some time.  He would serenade the dazzling lightbulbs of the downtown streets, accompanied by the mass of them, as they went from bar to bar, rapist to rapist, furthering their debauched passions.  He even adorned his new life with bodyworks and now jaunted around hailed as much as the sexy symbol he was.

And this is where we found him one morning, shagging a pale Saxon woman.  His penis was pulsating through her vagina before they rolled over back and forth, caressing and smothering each other in their platinum sized blanket.  It was Marie Antionette and King Charles, debauching themselves in some Earthian classical masterpiece now known commonly to many.  

 

But we are, however, on Mars here, I’m proud to say, and that cesspit of spunk has somewhat been filtered away by the vagabond geniuses, ie the supreme engineering staff, who take up a large percentage of Mars’ societal intellectual thought.  Their lives involved waking up in one of those supremely impressive tower blocks, except that it had far taller ceilings.  There was also, I’d like to say, some more technology available in the form of atmospheric conditions, mood lightning, interactive personal assistants and voice controls, but some of you, we should add, will look very impressive compared to them (way hay, take cum Claus down the list because he’s a self reliant cunt!)

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Long ago, there was an important tale amongst the mechanical engineers of Mars.  The year was 29,708 billion, which gives some idea of how the year is denoted across the cosmi.  It was, I’m afraid to say, that fated time when the plans and construction of the moon bases was being implemented.  There are in fact 29 million moon bases all surrounding your universe, all of them indeed firmly outside to enable the gravitational waves.  Some confederates have nonetheless taken the voyage into the universe in a space ship, and they are given a data chip, so they have seen your lacklustre telepathy, and which point they think - yes well they are all scumbags, but it is a better world, it is!  It is!

Nonetheless, at the time we are here talking about, different monumentally large conglomerates that operated everywhere across all the universes, would come together and vie over who would receive the contracts for the moon bases. Every moon base has to be exactly the same, which means we highly prefer and always try and make sure that they are designed by the same conglomerate. 

Once the conglomerate has been chosen, the next step was the plans and provisions.  And it was here that we find our storyline.  Our man is Richardo, who was a left field central fielder with everything else right field, which makes him so obsessed with large scaled vessels.  He was late in age by now, roughy 1050 years old and knew everything to do with the project and procedures back to front.  His intelligence is mostly achieved by our wine style beverages, which make like a confused stereotypical genius - yes, yes, there is a million times less wolfing around, which you have subscribed to and dragged everyone along with you.

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The particular conglomerate that had arrived victorious amongst the crowd of about 2,000 (which should be remembered because each carries out different contracts across the whole universes), was judged by a final panel observing a tightly fought race between 6 major conglomerates. It does seem like a high number, but the task is clearly mahoosive, and they themselves are gigantic corporations, who could all equally handle the task competently. The 6 corporations in the run-off were Exclusus, Zenon, Left-Right, Captain, Duke and Rainbow. The contact was of course ultimately decided by the head of government, primarily constructed of 4 powerful people per 1 solemn universe. The heads of the universe meet via video call to decide which universe should take the lead on the construction, but it is usually obviously the closest one, barring rioting or any form of other disturbance. 

 

As we were saying, our man was called Richardo and he was the CEO of “Duke”. Taught through many years he learnt his customs, and yet, delicate with his approach, wise beyond mountains, and with an intellect as sharp as ever is how he made it up above the inebriated cogs and into the realms of the Princepes.

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The problem was few liked the universe’s perception of his brand’s image. They thought they were all louche vagabond low-lifes and couldn’t be trusted with the task at hand. Anyway the debates on a Coruscant like planet at the centre of this universe had dragged on for a long and drawn out 6 months. Each bastion was exhausted, and wretched like their own inner seagulls, yet they were coming to the time they were all waiting for and it was there, other than nowhere else, that a victor was gonna be claimed champion! It was at this occasion, in the privy council, albeit with a futuristic audience and a Jedi wisdom, that Richardo faced watching his arch nemesis, Daniel, CEO of Captain pitch his business before he could step up behind the microphone and salvage the deal for his mothership. 

 

Daniel stood up, with a chauvinistic devilish grin, and surrounded the panel with his irreverent glares. “I’m looking at only one juggernaut out there… only one juggernaut that can unite the people. Blessed across the land, our sails are like the polar fireworks greater than every constellation across the cosmi! We are experienced, knowledgeable and learned… and there is no one out there… nay no one… who could take this populace one step further and launch us all into the motherfucking stratosphere!!!!” 

 

Richardo sprinkled a droplet of water across his palms as he stood up and paced over to the microphone. “You know it’s funny,” he murmured gently. “My hands are freezing,” he stared upwards as if bemused by himself.  "Anyone else around here cold?” He peered around the room like some jaunting werewolf. “No, no one. Must just be me then.” He sifted through his papers briefly and then looked back up at the panel. “The simple truth is no one can come close to any kind of success rate we have demonstrated… two thousand new moon bases, 30 million new star cruisers… we have touched the skies for all of you already,” he turned round and glared at his competitors viciously. “Nay… I’m annoyed this is even happening,” he paused beginning to shout. “We are the almighty… we are the god foresaken prophets… people should look to the furthest kindlers of the stars… and revel in the magnitude of our glory! It us, my friends, that will take this mothership beyond the clouds of that destitute infinity! No one, nay no one, else!!!!!!!”

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The continuous debates among the CEOs was in fact some kind of elusive fantasy that rather has its bedrock in the racism of Earth.  Yes it is true that African and European ethnic groups were able to develop different personality fields and increased malleability through natural selection.  Unfortunately, those in the East all remained one common field, similar to a left field central field, and, therefore, their brains aren’t suitable for the explosive drug enhancements practiced in the confederation.  Every living being, barring fish, nonetheless has an afterlife guaranteed, according to what these far gone messengers have stated.  Many months ago, when quizzed on the matter, the answer they gave was that the confederation was filled with European, Afro-Caribbean and Hispanic ethnicities predominately and a smaller number of Indian and Persian ethnicities, which they described about by using the criteria “areas where lions have roamed across.”  So there you go.  That is the answer.

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The contracts were, unfortunately, handed out to a completely different conglomerate in the form of Rainbow!  There was a fight amongst the losing teams afterwards, but no one was injured, because everyone was busy drinking super advanced “rainbow rain” energy drinks instead.  Yes, yes, I suppose this story is just one anecdote I’d decided to add, but it is reflective of the sociology behind a confederation of universes that undoubtedly and anthropologically must have some similarities with major worldwide cities today.  The difference being the buildings themselves are actually more stretched out and expansive.  But there you go!

Nonetheless, the poor wretched soul that had steadily become Chuck was falling more and more into a pit of decay.  He was apple bobbling one moment, picking strawberries another, but then always returning to the red light district after he had put his metaphorical children to bed.  Damn it!  What is wrong with these people from constellation cluster AB17?  He just wanted to reach out and unleash a man home across the cosmos.  And that shit ain’t too damn funny!!!!!

So.  Let’s all here congregate and discuss the confederates’ drugs potential.  Yes, yes, this is the last I’m saying - yes, yes, you can give yourself a 2.1 and that is set in stone I’m afraid unlike Pete Morris.  But ahh… yes… the sweet intoxicants… well everyone is pretty well … fucking obsessive about the pretty young glial cells including at a very young age as well, which is better for you, so Brandhorst does look a whole lot better than you.  But…then moving on (are the glial crystal drugs targeted at specific neurones - yes, yes, exactly so, the uplifters with control - can’t go negative you see.). But ahh yes… as we were… the next ladder down is the almighty sporty drugs which you will learn one day and then finally neated altogether is the classic beverages of any kind!  There you go!  Goodbye!

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Meanwhile, loathsome like the denigrated, seething serpents ayonder, a young girl plodded along through the deep damp sewers. She was not alive yet, yet born wretched from the heart, ready to unleash chaos upon the world. It was a merry go round of her adventures, a toothy eyed festival for all to witness her.

 

Bang sounded the bell ringing from the soothsayers out in the Martian streets. She was one of them, just like all the others. Dynamite to the soul was the written tune, the awakening call to all the other bastions out there far away. They could handle it, they told themselves, they felt the written blue tunes like it was powder to the soul, almighty and bastardised like pure heaven!

 

Now was the precipice! Nowers was to the awakening dawn! For there are many upon us who would sacrifice everything for the very destitution. And let us not forget the serpents slither among us freely… they wake up and rise far higher than our lonely grasp can imagine. Yet we are bold in our might and can not let… nay ever let the beguilement turn us asunder. It is a course of action set forth by the blue moon, written long ago when the sails were hoisted into place.

 

Destitute and wary, our written calls flow freely into other men’s pockets. Their return comes ample, freely giving into the treachery they esteem so highly. It is a form of caressing the nebula, waiting till one strikes us down and we see the sky crystallised and flowing down into the rivers. No one knows where to proceed from here other, other than the wretched sickly follower pursuing us down that journey.

 

Indeed Crystella had made her way to Mars Sky soon after Chuck had disappeared following the earthquake. She had sauntered across the garage of Station B and wrenched open one of the sky gliders before departing. She flew joyfully across the sky till jumping to a halt thousands of miles away somewhere in Mars Sky.

 

There she camouflaged herself among the seedy backdrops of the city, and emerged through the dusty lanes like an invisible soothsaying queen.

 

Two weeks later, she was approached by a peculiar looking hooded female, who grabbed her by the arm and ushered her into a seedy looking establishment beneath a parapet. She seemed frightened and scared and furiously tucked away papers, while offering Crystella all forms of edifices.

 

Another three weeks later and the woman had welcomed Crystella into her grasp.  She  became highly dependent on the welcoming lady, and grew and grew into into some subordinate maid of honour.  It was on this occasion, however, that her occupier, a woman called Xantra, had decided to take Crystella to one of her occult gatherings near the centre of Mars Sky.  Red and restitute like the dead’s redemption, these gatherings do not obviously exist in the confederation, but rather have been adapted in accordance with this drama.  

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Yet among their group of urchins, the females gathered in some kind of nefarious occult awakening. They pulled out an electronic, gravity chair and perched upon them like the wise philosophers they so wholeheartedly despised. First, a plumb, apple shaped female picked up a glass of wine and began to address the crowd.

 

“Awaken thee now and rest not la doom,” she uttered austerely. “Pleasure thy soul and dither thy plight!” She continued, as if in a frenzy of universal hatred. She placed the book in her hands on the floor as the rest of the circle unwound their masks.

 

“No further progress on the destruction of the news corps?” Cried an emboldened woman on the left side of the circle. “They’ll need some dismantling, may I remind you.”

 

“Good heavens!” Intruded an older looking female. “We should rather be reaching out to the skies.” She looked across and cackled. “This planet is for the destitute!”

 

A slender, more professional looking woman swiftly lunged forward into the conversation as if irritated by their stupidity. “Our time will come ladies.” She bellowed ombriously. “We must be patient and await the destined time!”

 

“Aye. Agreed.” Cried the entire crowd. They all turned and looked at Crystella from across the room. “Ahh… a newcomer!” One from across the room cried. “State your business if you please,” they continued.

 

Crystella unbuckled her mask and looked nervously at the table of women in front of her. “I must kill two vagabonds,” she murmured at last. “It is of the utmost importance and will unleash a chain reaction across this entire universe.”

 

The crowd cackled to themselves like a crowd of vampires. “Well splendid!” Cried one of them at the far side. That did indeed bring an end to their loathsome and unfathomably stupid meeting, in which all the characters seemed ready to lunge into some kamikaze attack, as if somehow bereaved like a falcon swooping across the air - before the very full wine cups remained solemnly behind.

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At a similar time to Crystella’s cravings for a better life, our long lost companion, Chuck, had been at Mars Sky, escaping from his withered sense of righteousness.  Theres was a plethora of things going wrong in his life.  On one occasion, he ventured to a nearby cinema, just across the road from the sordid flat he had rented.  He had chosen to go with a friend he had met, Barrow, who commonly discarded any respectability with a dunk throw of junk food into the junk bin.  Yet the two had warmed to it somewhat and they strolled around the streets like storm troopers in some twisted alternative reality.

 

The cinema, which was, in fact, quite reputable, sent very many shockwaves into the brutally chosen vagabond quests, pirating absolutely nothing, but rather gleaming a circular mirage, which I’m afraid few will understand for many years, in the middle of a circular alignment of seats.  The way it works is very clever, and it relies upon reflection from all points across the room.  The hologram is, of course, lit up from the bottom but the image is met perfectly in front of each viewer by the kaleidoscoping reflection caused by the reflecting light beams positioned on the walls.

 

The film they had seen on this occasion was called “Cinderella”, although adapted to our storyline and customs, and forgetting your puerile enticements, thereby making it nothing like the Earthian “Cinderella”.  That said, the leading lady, with an Earthian frock of black hair, progressed through many stages in her figurative career, unleashing the cataclysm stars amongst her army in some eternal strife.  It was halfway through the second act, when Chuck perked up and gestured towards Barrow beside him.  “She reminds me of a mother I once had many years ago,” he murmured randomly.  “It’s feel as if we’re two soul searchers looking for each other.”

 

Barrow took a munch of popcorn and glanced aside at him.  “You could her ask for some more cash and we could spend it on some more drugs,” he blurted loudly.  “Oh wait,” he continued.  “I forgot.  We can’t because she’s not real!”

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Meanwhile, even the most unrelenting of bastions in his time, Evango, had taken the plunge and emigrated to the citadel that was Mars Sky.  Forcing anyone to move from Station B, which had been considered the favourite of all mountain hideaways for some years, had been infamously difficult, particularly for Evango of all people, and it was like the countryside colleges were becoming haunted shacks in some destitute world.  

 

Nonetheless, Evango sauntered around like the far more ostensibly upright man he was.  A spot of poker in the sultry casinos adorning the downtown boulevards, a spot of sipping Xeon cocktails in the midst of a frenzy of clover decked girls like the high flying prick he was.  He world, as it always did, was seeming to perk up like the arrival of the sun across that planet each morning.  

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Candy laced girls is one thing, but what drives the Martian society and economy like nothing else.  For a fee, Evango oversaw the coding for the events section of Nebula.  Sure, he wasn’t in charge, but he glossed the hologram virtual screens with both solace and earnestness.  He was a stepping stone among millions… a strong one at that, and could cavort amongst the cogs as much as he wanted.  Yes, it is true, Evango was born from a machine womb, having never lived on Earth, but sit back and watch how nothing other than a severe backing of a family member with similar genes could do it.  

 

Yes Evango passed alongside the baby womb stations, nearby to the strictly monitored government quarters of Mars Sky.  The venturing trip was a smooth glide to a very proud and esteemed building, nothing unlike the reigning kingdoms of heaven, but rather le snaking and snaking mental health hospital cum HMP prison.  Yes, yes, they have just set up another Pembury hospital, and they do feel obliged to give every foetus some respect and treat them in smaller rooms.  

 

The way this then operates is with a towering government and commercial centre, not forgetting we make ardent use of parapets, allowing for streets, but yes, yes, a stroll to the baby wombs house would be like taking a detour to the Beijing forbidden city in a futuristic louche world.  How to define it for now I would say Liverpool Street cum Gatwick airport cum Beijing Forbidden city.  That is the answer for all of you to toggle over.    

 

Evango was rather completely disillusioned when it came to children, as are billions and billions, and chose to stand not in awe of the futuristic happening, which is indeed like a massive, very safe and well protected hospital, which would seem to them like an official greenhouse near the centre of town.  Instead he stopped off at a nearby sandwich deli, and picked up a slice of cheese bacon and toast.  I would stress, the food has to be the same because we’re struggling with our own genetics you stupid cunts.  Nonetheless it is indeed made from stem cells and the most popular on Mars are red meat and strong fish.  Yes, yes, they don’t catch the fish, but you know what Rick it takes me back to the buffets I’ve had in hotels, and while some real human still has to cook it, I feel as if we are closer than ever before.  Give it 50 years and your society will do it on its own!

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After paying for the sandwich via his clicker or wrist watch (if you’re stupid) in a shop that was called “Martian Expanse”, Evango strolled through the twilight of the night, stunned tennis court-like by the beaming headlamps, yet frolicking in his almighty and effortless solitude.  It was a quiet shopping centre to deepen and relax the brain, and where all avenues were lined by pubs, (many many pubs) and the rest shops, meeting rooms and other dazzling, electrified establishments. 

 

It was on this roundabout of occasions that Evango decided that he was gonna explore an upmarket bar nearby in the city centre and pleasure himself with a few pints of Excelsus.   The bars do all remind people of nightclubs, with blue shining lights at the front of the entrance alongside a stringent security team, yet Evango had grown respectable as the years had flown by and now sauntered in like the man he was at the top of his career.

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He found in front of him a sleek rooftop environment, lit up in the night sky with colours of blue and sexual urges. Plants, yes plentiful of plants, adorned the premises with a resplendent refinement, while the narrow flutes blessed the chic surroundings, just like the place it was that didn’t accept super advanced beverages, but rather gave everyone a slimline gloss.

 

Mint flavoured meat appetisers were the theme of the day, which I have here joked about because animal cruelty is horrific and something, I think, needs to be strongly fought against. It was a little nibble of pork, apple sauce and caramelised pastry, that did rather touch Evango’s taste buds as he sat in silence. In his right hand rested a blue lagoon, that twinkled like the crystallised water it seemed to many other Martians. He pondered to himself with a perplexed grin before taking idle sips of the very aromatic fish pond he looked down over. Yet give it 10 minutes and something very strange will happen.

 

Yes, yes, trudging over neither Earth’s soil nor The Moon’s nor the freezing depths of Pluto as their glorious ancestors had, he found himself here as the unfortunate recipient of a scuffle now awaiting.

 

There, at the entrance of the bar, blowing profusely on a bliss cigarette and blazing a trail of righteous decapitating scum, was the all encompassing wreck that was Chuck. “What the fuck are you doing here?” Cried Evango, lunging from his seat. “It’s been two years since we last saw you at Station B. There’s been nowt all of that psychotic ingenuity left in that bastardised establishment without you.” He took a gentle sip of his cocktail. “Say.. why did you leave off in such a hurry those years ago?”

 

Chuck took a long dark stare in his direction. “How about I say I was revenging on the day that I was born,” cried Chuck with a dishevelled grin. “All the gooseberries… all the robins… they start to play with your mind you see,” he mumbled to himself. “Pitter patter pitter patter… it’s all the same! Pitter patter… they said. All turns around in one revolution. OUR REVOLUTION!!!”

 

“Chuck there’s something wrong with you,” blurted Evango with assurance. “You need urgent medical assistance!”

 

“It’s gonna make ain’t all of a difference when you’re dead young fella!” Screamed Chuck shouting. “This ain’t the kinda place people start to show their better sides in humanity!!!” He continued. “In fact you were dead the very day you were born!!!”  There, facing the innocent respectably dressed man, Chuck pulled out a pistol from his right pocket and shot Evango straight in the head. His life was over and completed.

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Blood soaked the ornate wooden floor. It was a collapsing mountain falling into place. Blood flowed from his lifeless body and drenched the endless space around him. 

 

Chuck, himself spat viciously onto the floor beside him and then wiped his mouth clean as if he were foaming like a rabid dog. “You’re fucking fucking scum!!!!”  He screamed wildly.  He remained drenched in his own energy for some minutes before he tossed the gun to the side and strolled over and sat on one of the chairs. “What the fuck are you all looking at!” He yelled murderously at the bar staff across the room. “Go put a fucking bullet through your skull!” 

 

Shattered, he remained huddled in a heap aside a table on the far side of the room, delirious beyond imagination and unaware of what to do next or who to turn to. Time was endless, the breeze eternal and the moon brighter than every god foresaken man out there. It was eternity…written in his very own hands! 

 

And so he began to serenade into a dream world. He shoved on the subwoofer and collided into a frenzy of shapes. He was eternal, he was loved, he was the richest man of all the cosmos! But wait. Suddenly Crystella emerged through the door and look at him, astonished. “Chuck… come on… we have to leave!” She blurted desperately. “Funat, Imogen and Rem are still at Station B and it’s about to explode because of the earthquakes! We have to leave!”

 

“We are gonna rise higher than those god foresaken earthquakes, my dear!” Decried Chuck fiercely. “This is only the start of what we have ahead of us!  Even Earth will be at my command!” 

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And so they shot up into the nebula. They boarded Crystella’s nearby sky glider and shot up like the mountains were alive. They were the wondrous children for everyone to reckon with. They were the king and queens of their own future! 

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And there we reached the final reckoning moment of kingdom come. The end of the bean stalk among a meadow of dandelions…the keg end of a withered cathedral. The home of love, the home of the muses, the home of the travelling musical band. It was there and unwrapped for everyone.  Solemnly, unfortunately, Crystella saw Chuck’s gun on the floor as they jetted across the Martian expanse viciously like the eagles of the sky. Lugubrious like an emerging cave dweller, that was, I’m afraid to say, shamefully too much for Crystella to overcome. Her longing to live a free life, her desires to be the greatest and her desperation to wipe her life clean had reached their true counterpoint. With a lugubrious farewell she picked up the gun and shot Chuck in the head.

 

There with the blood splattered across the cockpit, she piloted the space glider away from Mars and turned towards the futuristic planet of Earth, ready to start a new life!  And, indeed, she was arrested by the space police two days later on that very planet!  Time had reached its final thunderous fleer of the night.  That is the end of the tale. Goodbye!

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